Coke is a bitch for a happy finish

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:54, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

that plus serial killer levels of impotence

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:55, Reply)

She likes that I last ages though.
Means she can have a proper gobble. Endlessly running her tongue up and down my shaft. Tonguing my nutsack.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:56, Reply)

Good job she's not a cat then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:57, Reply)

She has a pussy like the TARDIS.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:57, Reply)

Had a few K9's in eh?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:59, Reply)

It's fictional and not very entertaining?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 9:59, Reply)

8' tall, blue with a flashing light?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:00, Reply)

full of nerds? :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:01, Reply)

like a party at chompy's house
"hey lets go to the board game room and see how the dungeon master is getting on?"

"Hell yes, let me get another juice box first"
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:02, Reply)

Then I rolled a 6 and a 4.
*smeglols*
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:05, Reply)

My parties are legendary.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Right that's it, you outside now
suggesting my wife gobbles your cheesy wosits for hours on end is one thing, comparing to something from that Saturday night family viewing nerd abortion is quite another!

you got your satisfaction now i demand mine!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Thanks "Keith Richards"

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:00, Reply)

lets call it a draw

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:01, Reply)

Sorry Nakers.
You are, of course, right.

I can only apologise for my ill considered words and hope that, in the fullness of time, you might forgive me.

I am so.....hold on, your missus has just sent me some pictures.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:04, Reply)

Not you, sporters. We made the same gag at the same time
You can fuck right off
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:07, Reply)

*sings rolling stones*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 10:00, Reply)