fuck me i hate the "great" british public
Had to stop to dial into a telecon at warwick services. You cannot get near the place for queues of cunts who seem to think that a motorway service station is the dream place to take the family for a picnic. Seriously. Who the fucking fuck DOES that?

And now a load of the careless cunts have smashed into each other on the m40 so this fucking standstill traffic jan goes back 3 whole junctions. Arrrrrrrgh.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:16, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

See, that's called retroactive genepool maintenance.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:18, Reply)

it's called "get the powerhose on it and reopen the motorway i'm missing a wedding rehearsal"
It's like they didn't think about me at all when crashing into each other like retarded fucking skittles :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:19, Reply)

I always preferd smarties

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:21, Reply)

passed it now
They all look ok. Phew I felt a bit bad there. Back to driving...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:21, Reply)

Are you b3ta'ing and driving same time?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:36, Reply)

I know.
I mean - it's "telephone conference" for fuck's sake.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:23, Reply)

Oh god, I KNOW
I bet they're the sort of cunts that go to steam fairs at the weekend.
( Kroney, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:25, Reply)

benders?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:31, Reply)

i used to have to go to those as my brother was in a brass band
mostly I remember the proud, old bearded men sat in deckchairs next to old engines belching smoke next to a cork board full of badges and awards. Then you'd have to go watch the ceremony as a May Queen/Rose Queen/Stinkflower Queen gets crowned amongst 10,000 toilet paper flowers.

I was once just one misunderstanding away from being one of those Rose Queens when I was 15
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 27 Jul 2012, 13:47, Reply)