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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I did my morning commute in 31 minutes
how I shaved 5 minutes off my personal best I don't know
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Peej, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:46,
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latest was 13 years ago)
Nandrolone and a masking agent
or you were following a pie lorry lol !!!
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:48,
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BOTH WRONG!
IT WAS AN OVEN GLOVE DELIVERY VAN!
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Peej, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:51,
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I would say the watch battery is dieing..
you actually took 5 mins longer... sorry to ruin the illusion.
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Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:54,
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your wife's stopped putting out again
the surge in testosterone has ramped you up a gear, you could probably benchpress a bus right now
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 9:55,
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Most of them gay, or so I've heard.
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Poppet some assembly required., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:01,
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she likes them best cos of the added poop
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:01,
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Well if being turned on by her boss shitting the bed is what floats her boat, then good for her.
Fucking weird, but good for her.
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Poppet some assembly required., Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:02,
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she hangs around oncology wards at night, hoping that a bowel cancer sufferer will mess their bed so she can climb in
i'm surprised she hasn't hooked up with gonz
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Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Mon 30 Jul 2012, 10:05,
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