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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Needs MOAR "ramming" and "shitpipe"

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 8:57, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
at least then i would know!

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 8:58, Reply)
I flicked through one of her mills and boons and was amused by the line
He ran his finger down the valley of her cleavage.

She also has a book called Hot Type which does have lots of ramming up the shitpipe.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:02, Reply)
Most female erotica seems to actively shun the words 'penis' and 'vagina'
It's all 'throbbing members' and 'secret hearts',
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:05, Reply)
Her wetness
Her moistness, her sex, he stood proudly to attention etc etc. Except this hot type book where June has her quivering asshole fucked several times.
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:07, Reply)
Keep going...

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:08, Reply)
pffffffft
No pun intended
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:09, Reply)
How does an asshole quiver?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:13, Reply)
tazer

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:14, Reply)
You mean no-one has even made your asshole quiver?
You haven't lived!
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:14, Reply)
I had a good fart once. Does that count?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:15, Reply)
Put arrows in it.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:15, Reply)
What a terribly highbrow joke.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:16, Reply)
secret heart!
It's all "her heat" and "sex"
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:08, Reply)
my fave is from regency period, "privy member"
Phwoar
(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:10, Reply)
he surveyed her quivering quim with salacious eyes and she couldn't help but self sauce there and then on the table.
"your cunny is wetter than an otter's pocket!" he boomed in his rich baritone, "Now I will destroy you!"
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:13, Reply)
"I was sweating more than a blind lesbian in a fish shop as he held the lit candle just above my pelvis furby "

(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:26, Reply)

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