I fucking hate windchimes too.
Nah, it's a kind of faux-woodcarving pastel-coloured mawkish statuette that symbolises emotions such as "love" (mad and woman embracing), "learning" (girl figure reading a book), "family" (man, woman and child embracing - that's the one we have), and "clusterfuck" (man, woman, woman, man, donkey, man, woman). None of the figures have faces, just blank bits where faces should be, which works okay for the clusterfuck but is just kind of creepy for the rest.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:51, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Wind chimes are shit. As are 'dream catchers' and that kind of crap.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:54, Reply)

HAHAHAHA

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:54, Reply)

clusterfuck nativity

surely?
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:57, Reply)

Most of them were on their knees so I could have been mistaken.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:58, Reply)

I have a bunch of them.
My mum keeps buying me them.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 9:57, Reply)