vagabond is stupid

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:28, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

needs moar rain

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:28, Reply)

and his wife is a gothapotamus
he keeps telling himself that she's got curves in all the right places
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:30, Reply)

I think gothapotamus might be funniest thing I've read this week

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:32, Reply)

http://edge.ebaumsworld.com/picture/srfgrl05/goth.jpg

(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:41, Reply)

holy shit.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:49, Reply)

She's so fat her curves have got curves.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:32, Reply)

what's the difference between goth guys and goth girls?
About ten stone.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:34, Reply)

Why did the goth cross the road?
She didn't. She never left the house.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:38, Reply)

theres a goth club in oxford i used to go to.
There was a fat corner where all the trowled on make up, falling out of corset, black fairy winged, neon dreadlocks, stripey socks, new rock boots girls used to stand.
One night, after months of these fatties moaning, one of the dj's played some Marilyn Manson. They broke the dancefloor.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:39, Reply)

New Rock boots are fucking bent.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:40, Reply)

i think my favourite are the ones with flames on.
BLUE FLAMES!!!11!1!11!
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:42, Reply)

Goths are like sooooooo alternative.
What with their strict dress code and all that.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:44, Reply)

Hahahahahaha

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:42, Reply)

How many goths does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just embrace the darkness.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:39, Reply)

Sometimes when she is sad she likes to cut herself...
...another slice of cheesecake
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:37, Reply)

Dominos are bringing out a Goth pizza
It cuts itself up.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 31 Jul 2012, 12:41, Reply)