Sport = gay. Hope this helps.
Lunch = some povvo shit out of the bargain bin.

:o(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:25, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

It's funny because your girlfriend likes sports and thinks you're an irritating cunt for shouting negative things at the telly.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:29, Reply)

It is truly hilarious.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:30, Reply)

I liked the huge can of cider photo

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:31, Reply)

It's a good one eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:32, Reply)

Al did you get it, did you did you?
Did you get your new phone ehhhhh?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:33, Reply)

Why are you so obsessed with people's phones?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:34, Reply)

It's my thing ATM

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:34, Reply)

Arse to mouth?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:35, Reply)

I didn't get ass to mouth.
It sounds horrible
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:36, Reply)

Never tried it myself
I guess if the 'ass' person was very clean...dunno.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:46, Reply)

When they do it in porn it just looks a bit weird, and I think it's worse when it's someone elses ass.
I mean, at least you know where your own ass has been.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:50, Reply)

Mine has a mind of its own
I don't trust it as far as I could throw it
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:56, Reply)

No, I'm unlikely to get a new one for a few months, but I just wanted to sound out peoples opinions
so that when I was able to get a new one I wouldn't have to spend ages researching stuff.

With the HTC Desire, which of the models is best?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:37, Reply)

The HD
I've just got the one X
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:38, Reply)

What's wrong with the 1X?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:40, Reply)

It's not as well built as the desire HD for a start

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:41, Reply)

Why don't you want an iPhone?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:43, Reply)

Fuck apple and all they stand for.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:44, Reply)

but they've got great design, and don't have a big business philosophy

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:46, Reply)

nice one

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:48, Reply)

They just work.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:49, Reply)

I have an iPhone to show my individuality.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:50, Reply)

someone else has my iphone
i am unique and an individual
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:51, Reply)

Meh, I like my iPhone and my iPad. I would like tem just as much if they were made by another company.
I
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:46, Reply)

I don't particularly like iphones.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:49, Reply)

As good a reason as any.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:51, Reply)

I have a Desire HD and they are good phones.
The volume control is temperamental though, and the battery life is shit.

The PC syncing software doesn't work either.

Decent handset though, great screen and great camera.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:47, Reply)

Hmmm, I prefer something with a longer bettery life
and being able to sync with a PC is also important.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:49, Reply)

you can attach it to a pc
For photos and music and that, just the numbers and calendar syncing doesn't work.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:52, Reply)

Funnily enough, since I'm not a 14 year old girl, syncing photos is not high on my list of priorities
but syncing calendars and contacts with outlook is. So it sounds like that is not the phone for me.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:55, Reply)

fair enough.
The camera is fantastic though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:56, Reply)

Wait... You're NOT a 14 year old girl?
My apologies Al, I've been grooming the wrong person.
You can keep the cock pictures.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:59, Reply)

I don't agreeing with you but this time I do.
My wifes got my desire HD, I think its still a better phone than the one X
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:50, Reply)

have you noticed that they're just a fucking phone
I have
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:52, Reply)

More like a melding of media/PC/camera/games system/TV and yes a phone

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:54, Reply)

haha i once played snake on my phone

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:06, Reply)

Oh Rory you card

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:55, Reply)

I presume you still have a nokia 3210?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:56, Reply)

Desire s after some cunthorse nicked me iphone
I have zero 'apps' for it
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:05, Reply)

There are plenty of "just phones" out there if you really just want texts and calls.
Funnily enough, nobody that whinges about wanting "just a phone" ever owns any of them.
( Kroney, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:07, Reply)

I need to look at porn on the go

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Stop that Kroney
it isn't sporting to point out massive hypocrisy.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:09, Reply)

it's a work phone
IN YOUR FACE !!!!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:10, Reply)

You need this then
crave.cnet.co.uk/mobiles/the-worlds-most-simple-mobile-phone-50001606/
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:14, Reply)

Sorry, I'm a terrible bastard.

( Kroney, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:10, Reply)

yeah Kroney you're French not Chinese.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:11, Reply)