GO TEAM GB
FUCKING GOLD!!!!!
We're kicking arse in the rowing.

What's for lunch?
(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 11:57, 132 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Cheese, pesto and salami sandwiches!! Not toasted this time though
And loads of fruit. LOADS.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:00, Reply)

YOU GO FOR GOLD MR SANDWICH!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:02, Reply)

Hooray!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:03, Reply)

Precisely how much fruit?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Big bag of grapes, strawberries and blueberries
Banana, apple and half a cucumber. Think that's it.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:06, Reply)

cucumber is not a fruit!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:08, Reply)

I think it is.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:09, Reply)

Who asked you?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:10, Reply)

Two Hats gazzed me and asked me to back him up.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:12, Reply)

He didn't gaz me
so I say you're wrong.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:13, Reply)

But now I change my mind since reading wikipedia.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:14, Reply)

Well, my work here is done

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:15, Reply)

Teaching the world about cucumbers, one internet forum at a time.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:17, Reply)

Just doing my bit Tangled
Just doing my bit
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:25, Reply)

A chicken & yoghurt sarnie, sliced apple, vit c drink, and a distinct sense of bleak meaninglessness.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:02, Reply)

Yoghurt sandwiches? What's next...a...pot of...I dunno...CHEESE OR SOMETHING??

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:28, Reply)

They'll have it in aerosol form next, you mark my words.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:40, Reply)

ALWAYS BELIEVE IN YOUR SOUL!
YOU'VE GOT THE POWER TO KNOW!
( Peej, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:03, Reply)

You've got the touch
You've got the power, YEAH!
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:11, Reply)

Oh Shit! What're we gonna do now?

( Peej, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:14, Reply)

That ruined my childhood :(((

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:20, Reply)

Ken oath has just ruined the moment by mentioning it on /talk :(((

(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:05, Reply)

That's it then
The Olympics will be having a week off to shit the bed from tomorrow.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:08, Reply)

All part of the service.

( Ken Oath, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:23, Reply)

You ruin everything

(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:24, Reply)

It's a gift..
..that keeps giving ......ooooh......British National Anthem playing on telly as I type.

Well done Camel Toe-d Rowers.
( Ken Oath, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:27, Reply)

haha yeah, you can see the mens willies 2 !!

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:29, Reply)

You fucking racist ruiner.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:27, Reply)

No,
Racist whiny ruiner. You forgot the whiny.
( Ken Oath, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:29, Reply)

Oh stop fucking whining Ken you fucking racist ruiner.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:35, Reply)

There's an Aussie Hockey chick
called Boyce! What a classic!

Almost lost my tea through my nose.
( Ken Oath, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:47, Reply)

you need to go outside.

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:01, Reply)

He'd only ruin that

(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:01, Reply)

This is even worse than yesterday, Chompy.
Still 40 minutes to go.
At least I had a banana with my tea at 11 o'clock today.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:07, Reply)

I hope you held it aloft like the olympic torch!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:09, Reply)

I bet he made eye contact with everyone in the office while he ate it.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:09, Reply)

I'm all alone in here :'(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:12, Reply)

here life
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:14, Reply)

If only that were true.
It sounds so peaceful.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:16, Reply)

I cried "By the power of Grayskull"
And then pointed it at a cowardly cat.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:11, Reply)

I held my umbrella aloft when coming out of a shop yesterday,
pressed the button so it opened, and shouted 'By the power of Grayskull!'

True story.

Boring, but true.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:13, Reply)

I HAVE THE POWERRRRR!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:15, Reply)

TheN I waved it at mr b3th, but he didn't turn into Battle Cat : (

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:18, Reply)

Really you should have checked if he could do that before you married him.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:18, Reply)

did he turn grey and clutched his arm instead?

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:20, Reply)

hahaha
No, not yet.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:21, Reply)

We always kick arse in rowing.
It's one of the few things we do really well.
And I use the term 'we' with a lot of leeway. Obviously I can't row well. In fact, the few times I've tried it, I've been monumentally bad.
But yeah, go team GB and that. Woo, etc.

Lunch is the same as breakfast. Diet Pepsi. I may get round to eating something when I can be arsed. Then it will probably be a 'sammich' of some description.

What about *you*, Chompy? What's *your* lunch?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:08, Reply)

I had a fry up this morning so I'll probably cope with just an apple or something.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:09, Reply)

I had ham sarnies
We roasted a ham last night, with honey and mustard. It's totes amazeballs
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:16, Reply)

I worry about you sometimes.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:17, Reply)

I don't really think about you at all.
Or your brother. Not any more. The bastard.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:21, Reply)

I heard he's totally cheated on you with DiT.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:22, Reply)

Well the jokes on him, I'm seeing DiT tonight and then he's coming to my BBQ on saturday too.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:24, Reply)

Yet another social occasion I'm not invited to :(((

(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:29, Reply)

only dicks have b4shes that aren't on calendar

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:31, Reply)

I hope Ken Oath turns up and everyone kills themselves.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:36, Reply)

Oh man, I would have invited you it's just that I only wanted to invite people that I actually liked.
Soz bbz *waggles eyebrows*
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:31, Reply)

FINE I'LL HAVE MY OWN BBQ!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:37, Reply)

Are we all invited?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:37, Reply)

No, no one is invited I will have it at my parents while they're away.
Just me and the cat with a massive infected puss filled back.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:39, Reply)

You should get the doctor to look at your back.
Or your girlfriend. If indeed she really is your girlfriend
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:40, Reply)

She is, you'll meet her WHEN IM EVER INVITED TO ANYTHING!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:41, Reply)

You should do, BBQs are great fun.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:37, Reply)

Not the way I do them!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:40, Reply)

I'm starting to suspect that my postman is nicking all my invites
and replacing them with threats of house repossession.

This would never happen if the PO was privatised.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:31, Reply)

Some people this country.
:((((
(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:32, Reply)

I actually did invite you but your girlfriend said she couldn't come as it was her brothers birthday.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:35, Reply)

Shh! He doesn't know about the brother's birthday bash either.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:36, Reply)

Oh man, she's gonna kill me.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:37, Reply)

Oh yeah. Stupid brothers and their stupid birthdays.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:40, Reply)

Actually she asked him what he wanted and he said to spend the money on my kid.
Stupid brothers and their kindness and generosity.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:42, Reply)

Is he some sort of fucking hippy?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:46, Reply)

This is all really confusing
do you have a brother or are you going out with your sister?
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:33, Reply)

FINGERS CROSSED FOR WIGGO
IM SPORTING MY SOARAWAY SUN GOLDEN SIDEBURNS

GO TEAM GB CYCLING
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:19, Reply)

6TH Place?!!
You know you've let your dads down right?
( Peej, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:20, Reply)

SHUT UP ABOUT THE FUCKING OLYMPICS YOU RAPEY LITTLE SHIT.
lunch is water and marlboro. fucking hardcore, me.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:20, Reply)

Some sort of porridge made of soggy fags, yum

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:23, Reply)

Man, you're sew hawt
Wanna engage in some supplementary restraint?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:26, Reply)

YES!!

( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:01, Reply)

NO!

(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:28, Reply)

I really should send you a pack of Winfield Blue smokes.
Best served with watermelon.
( Ken Oath, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:53, Reply)

Sport = gay. Hope this helps.
Lunch = some povvo shit out of the bargain bin.

:o(
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:25, Reply)

It's funny because your girlfriend likes sports and thinks you're an irritating cunt for shouting negative things at the telly.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:29, Reply)

It is truly hilarious.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:30, Reply)

I liked the huge can of cider photo

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:31, Reply)

It's a good one eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:32, Reply)

Al did you get it, did you did you?
Did you get your new phone ehhhhh?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:33, Reply)

Why are you so obsessed with people's phones?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:34, Reply)

It's my thing ATM

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:34, Reply)

Arse to mouth?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:35, Reply)

I didn't get ass to mouth.
It sounds horrible
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:36, Reply)

Never tried it myself
I guess if the 'ass' person was very clean...dunno.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:46, Reply)

When they do it in porn it just looks a bit weird, and I think it's worse when it's someone elses ass.
I mean, at least you know where your own ass has been.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:50, Reply)

Mine has a mind of its own
I don't trust it as far as I could throw it
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:56, Reply)

No, I'm unlikely to get a new one for a few months, but I just wanted to sound out peoples opinions
so that when I was able to get a new one I wouldn't have to spend ages researching stuff.

With the HTC Desire, which of the models is best?
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:37, Reply)

The HD
I've just got the one X
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:38, Reply)

What's wrong with the 1X?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:40, Reply)

It's not as well built as the desire HD for a start

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:41, Reply)

Why don't you want an iPhone?

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:43, Reply)

Fuck apple and all they stand for.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:44, Reply)

but they've got great design, and don't have a big business philosophy

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:46, Reply)

nice one

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:48, Reply)

They just work.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:49, Reply)

I have an iPhone to show my individuality.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:50, Reply)

someone else has my iphone
i am unique and an individual
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:51, Reply)

Meh, I like my iPhone and my iPad. I would like tem just as much if they were made by another company.
I
( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:46, Reply)

I don't particularly like iphones.

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:49, Reply)

As good a reason as any.

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:51, Reply)

I have a Desire HD and they are good phones.
The volume control is temperamental though, and the battery life is shit.

The PC syncing software doesn't work either.

Decent handset though, great screen and great camera.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:47, Reply)

Hmmm, I prefer something with a longer bettery life
and being able to sync with a PC is also important.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:49, Reply)

you can attach it to a pc
For photos and music and that, just the numbers and calendar syncing doesn't work.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:52, Reply)

Funnily enough, since I'm not a 14 year old girl, syncing photos is not high on my list of priorities
but syncing calendars and contacts with outlook is. So it sounds like that is not the phone for me.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:55, Reply)

fair enough.
The camera is fantastic though.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:56, Reply)

Wait... You're NOT a 14 year old girl?
My apologies Al, I've been grooming the wrong person.
You can keep the cock pictures.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:59, Reply)

I don't agreeing with you but this time I do.
My wifes got my desire HD, I think its still a better phone than the one X
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:50, Reply)

have you noticed that they're just a fucking phone
I have
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:52, Reply)

More like a melding of media/PC/camera/games system/TV and yes a phone

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:54, Reply)

haha i once played snake on my phone

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:06, Reply)

Oh Rory you card

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:55, Reply)

I presume you still have a nokia 3210?

(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:56, Reply)

Desire s after some cunthorse nicked me iphone
I have zero 'apps' for it
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:05, Reply)

There are plenty of "just phones" out there if you really just want texts and calls.
Funnily enough, nobody that whinges about wanting "just a phone" ever owns any of them.
( Kroney, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:07, Reply)

I need to look at porn on the go

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:08, Reply)

Stop that Kroney
it isn't sporting to point out massive hypocrisy.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:09, Reply)

it's a work phone
IN YOUR FACE !!!!
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:10, Reply)

You need this then
crave.cnet.co.uk/mobiles/the-worlds-most-simple-mobile-phone-50001606/
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:14, Reply)

Sorry, I'm a terrible bastard.

( Kroney, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:10, Reply)

yeah Kroney you're French not Chinese.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:11, Reply)

I wanted a roast chicken salad sandwich
but because I wasn't paying attention I picked up a red salmon and cucumber sandwich instead :(

On the plus side,
medicalxpress.com/news/2012-07-gene-permanently-cancer-cell-proliferation.html

Probably won't come to anything, though.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:41, Reply)

That's actually really interesting.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:47, Reply)

I NO RITE?
I liked the comment that it's the CHKDSK of cells, not at all geeky.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 12:55, Reply)

Sounds really good
think the trick will be getting it to just target cancer cells and leave normal ones alone, if they can crack that one....
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 1 Aug 2012, 13:12, Reply)