Well thats about that one dead.
Shame there such mingers but “Pussy Riot” has to be one of the coolest names for a band,
www.guardian.co.uk/uk/2012/aug/02/pussy-riot-uk-music-putin

If you could name your Band/ business/ any alterative, what would you call it? And why?

Alt: Make up the biggest lie, and see anyone falls for it

Alt: Alt: Has anyone been affected by the new ignore thingy? if so, how so?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:01, 85 replies, latest was 14 years ago)

*sympathy reply*
*panders*
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:07, Reply)

You stomping cunt.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:08, Reply)

Soz But your thead was going all to pot.

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:10, Reply)

hartley hare cries in the shower because he can't stop touching his dog wronged

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:10, Reply)

Hartley Hare cries himself to sleep every night because his wife won't touch his willy anymore.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:10, Reply)

Great lies keep em coming

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:12, Reply)

That's what she told me anyway.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:12, Reply)

Yea, Plums in for a podium gold

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:14, Reply)

Plums in your wife's mouth, more like.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:15, Reply)

Your a natural.
GO TEAM PD
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:17, Reply)

Again, that's what she said.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:18, Reply)

dozer stepped hartley hare cause he was jealous of his luxurious locks

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:14, Reply)

you want me to step you again?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:15, Reply)

I DOUBLE DOG DARE YOU

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:17, Reply)

*steps*

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:18, Reply)

*bewitched*
how many other manufactured groups are there?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:20, Reply)

girlsaloudlolz

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:20, Reply)

oh baby if you find

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:21, Reply)

*do si dos*

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:20, Reply)

hahahahha

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:10, Reply)

Wronged is a strange name for a dog

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:22, Reply)

hahaha
I just realized, stupid autocorrect
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:24, Reply)

oh man
I want to see Alan Partridge chairing HIGNFY.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:19, Reply)

Is this a rumour, just something you'd like to see or something you know to be happening?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:20, Reply)

Something I'd like to see.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:21, Reply)

Those prison bars restraining Pussy Riot look suspiciously shopped to me.
ALT:- I have arranged for a 50' tall statue of me to be erected on a prominent local hillside. It will be a striking likeness, although the statue version of me will have 6 arms.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:21, Reply)

Haah, no fooling, me it's really gonna have 8 arms
amirite amirite am i?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:23, Reply)

Gaz me your name, address and bank details
And I'll ensure that you are at the unveiling ceremony.

Don't forget to include your PIN, now.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:25, Reply)

mayonnaise spunge.
the hairy shins.
rectal funtimes.
ballbag misadventure.
the proclaimers.
( janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:22, Reply)

BRING BACK HARE COURSING.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:24, Reply)

Something about fight you for a caravan

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:26, Reply)

I think PlumD should open a Gay hotel.
On a small island in the Irish sea and call it "Isle of mann"
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:24, Reply)

I actually want to open a tequila bar and call it The Mockingbird.
Failing that, a hip hop themed patisserie called House of Pain.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:25, Reply)

Thats because you hate women.
And surly if you're gonna open something called "The house of pain" you should be selling green houses?
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:29, Reply)

'Pain' as in 'Pain au Chocolat'
You twerp.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:30, Reply)

Pain as in PAYNE you twunt

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:30, Reply)

You mean 'pane' as in 'Harters you utter dick'.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:31, Reply)

Nope Max Payne will be the installer.
Hook Line Sinker \o/
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:33, Reply)

That's the lamest attempt at backpedalling I've seen in ages.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:35, Reply)

CHEERS

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:36, Reply)

+ fair enough

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:36, Reply)

Cynthia?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:31, Reply)

'House owned by a complete twat' would be more accurate.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:32, Reply)

You live in a wendy house.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:37, Reply)

You wish you could afford my house.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:39, Reply)

So do you, because you didn't buy it, did you?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:41, Reply)

No. However I could afford to get a mortgage for something of the same value and would only need a 60% loan to value mortgage.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:44, Reply)

That's a fair enough response to a low dig.
D'y'know, Battered, if I didn't have better things to do most of the time we could be good mates on here.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:47, Reply)

I'm happy with mine thanks, Holgate is extremely desirable, and there is a recently-restored windmill just a couple of streets away.
Plus, get this, RICK WITTER lives a few streets over.

BEAT THAT!
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:48, Reply)

Don't really know the York market
It's pretty much stitched up by a couple of other operators and it's too much diesel to be viable for me.

But it's holding value.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:59, Reply)

Thats because it smells, the sewerage sytem is crap (forgive the pun) and has no real direct links.
It's a nice place to visit, thats about it really.
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:02, Reply)

Despite the constant jibes at his height
Battered is actually 6' 6" and has a mane of lustrous, flowing black hair.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:29, Reply)

Yep Trufax, he actualy looks like a young Tom Sellick (only taller)

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:30, Reply)

You forgot to mentioni my IQ of 170 and my 17" cock.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:31, Reply)

Yep and his 17" cock when flacid
He has get a blood transfusion to make love
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:32, Reply)

I'm trying to suppress the memory of the latter.
The length was impressive, but the girth made it resemble a fleshy pipecleaner.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:34, Reply)

Hahaha

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:40, Reply)

al spends his weekends as a pool hall dancer

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:32, Reply)

Boyce is actually a multi millionaire.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:33, Reply)

and bald and also deaf

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:34, Reply)

I am neither nor am I spasticated
I do howeve seem to be growing some very long and sporadic eyebrow hairs
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:39, Reply)

Yeah like anyones going to believe the eyebrow thing, try again D- for effort

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:40, Reply)

old

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:41, Reply)

I'm only thirty, yes I have a mortgage wife and child but there is still time...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:46, Reply)

+ to be growing some very long and sporadic eyebrow hairs

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:46, Reply)

I might trim them

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:49, Reply)

oh my god thats like being 55

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:47, Reply)

I'm still fun, I can 'get down with the kids'

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:48, Reply)

He's the leader of the gang

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:49, Reply)

I used to live on the same street as him
I say live, he was in the jail at the end of the road
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:51, Reply)

Scary

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:51, Reply)

It's ok I was an adult

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:54, Reply)

GADzooks

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:55, Reply)

i bet you don't know any nicki minaj

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:52, Reply)

I totes do, I heard her on 'monster' when it was free download :p
Everything since then has been shit
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:55, Reply)

has the boy you love texted back?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:50, Reply)

hell no
Id actually forgotten about that
Thanks
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:51, Reply)

Pleasure, how do you know him?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:55, Reply)

ive known him for years
I'm hoping he's been his typical irresponsible self and his phone is cut off
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 20:00, Reply)

Sent to dad by mistake. 8/

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:51, Reply)

I have those too.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:46, Reply)

I WOULD JUST LIKE TO POINT OUT THAT I AM REALLY SORRY FOR STOMPING BATTEREDS THREAD

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:45, Reply)

liar

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:51, Reply)

Damn you got me fair and square copper

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 19:54, Reply)

So have I just been turboignored, or has the top OT thread just been deleted?
I don't get this new system, to be honest.
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 2 Aug 2012, 23:39, Reply)