I liked Justin Lee Collins before he was famous.
He did a stand-up gig at my local, and to this day it's one of the funniest gigs I've seen. I had a beer with him afterwards - he was a nice chap.

Then I heard him on the radio, and thought - "Boy's done good".

Then The Friday Night Project came out, and he became an absolute cunt.

A massive shame - I'm not so much angry as deeply disappointed in him.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:29, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

which is precisely what your parents say about you?
someone was going to say it.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Oh yes - I'm embarassingly middle class.
I'll never amount to anything other than a massive disappointment to my parents.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:37, Reply)

ly middle class.
I'll never amount to anything other than a massive disappointment to my parents
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Come on, Monty - you can do better than that.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:40, Reply)

Don'tsay that, you would be an excellent gay fuck puppet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:39, Reply)

*aspires*

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:42, Reply)

When he's not trying to be funny, he annoys me far less than when he is trying to be.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:31, Reply)

I don't know - when he says "Rock on!" it makes me want to rape kittens.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:49, Reply)

Morning spastic cunt

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:32, Reply)

Good morning, Bob.
How's you?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:37, Reply)

It all starts to make sense.
The pieces of your spasticated jigsaw are slotting together now...

*consults notes*

Hmmm, likes Justin Lee Collins.....I see.....
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:32, Reply)

and 'dark graphic novels' that bits vital

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:34, Reply)

Hmmm.....I seem to have also jotted down something about 'parasols'.
Not quite sure why, now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:35, Reply)

Clearly an insecure bellend.
All the cool kids that don't care about that shit call them 'comics'.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:35, Reply)

Oh but these are 'dark'.
So dark.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:37, Reply)

See now, what I call those is 'comics where the colourist has lost all of his pens apart from the brown, black and grey ones'.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:41, Reply)

Is "colourist" actually a real word?

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:42, Reply)

I'm not sure but 'pretentious helmet' definitely is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:43, Reply)

It's two words you fucking prick.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:44, Reply)

Maths never was my strong suit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:54, Reply)

Nor irony, it would seem.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:03, Reply)

Well, no - that's two words.
EDIT: piss.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Yes - I am something of an enigma it's true.
I'm dark, edgy and mysterious.

Someone should do a graphic novel about me.

I muight even do one myself.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:38, Reply)

you should ask apeloverage

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:39, Reply)

He told everyone he was was writing a book and everyone laughed.
Well, no-one's laughing now.
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:41, Reply)

myself


I fucking wish
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:43, Reply)

That's better.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:43, Reply)

hey, that's my best friend, that is

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Morning, Cavy.
How's tricks?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:47, Reply)

Not bad
Off larping* in half an hour or so

*aren't you glad I'm on your side?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:50, Reply)

I don't have any other friends, so sadly yes - yes I am.
What's larping?
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:51, Reply)

oh dear oh dear
larping is like social hari kari (not idea if that is spelt right)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:52, Reply)

or to be more accurate
imagine dungeons and dragons geeks only with costumes and foam swords. Or cross country pantomime
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:54, Reply)

pictures are better cavey, moving pictures
www.bbc.co.uk/news/magazine-17914502
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 10:59, Reply)

Oh dear Christ.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:01, Reply)

I'm not american
that makes it less bad
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:04, Reply)

I'm not sure that's true, but since we're BFFs now, I'll give you the benefit of the doubt.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 3 Aug 2012, 11:07, Reply)