I studied all weekend. Except saturday, I was sick saturday.
But I studied all day yesterday, and was spoiled rotten by the fella. Then I made lasagne, and watched doctor who. Today I've had a test worth 20% of my mark for that unit, and dissected a pig the size of my arm.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:07, 3 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

either you have big arms,
Or you cut up a piglet.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:08, Reply)

it was your unborn son actually.
I cut it out of your missus's stomach and then sliced it open so I could observe the heart attempting to beat.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:12, Reply)

Dear God woman what's come over you?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:13, Reply)

Just the fella.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:15, Reply)

I for one am shocked that an Australian could be so crude

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:17, Reply)

No you're not.

(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:18, Reply)

WHAAAAAA????

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:14, Reply)

Don't worry, she's in an bath of ice with a phone taped to her hand.
She'll be right.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:16, Reply)

*backs away from PC*

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:17, Reply)

You genuinely think I'm going to attack you after you gave me Haribo?
Silly person.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:20, Reply)

\o/
SAFE!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:23, Reply)

HAHAHAHA

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:17, Reply)

that is one small fucking pig

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:08, Reply)

Baby sucking pig is excellent cooked on a barbeque.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:10, Reply)

There was no meat on this pig.
lots of hair though.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:11, Reply)

Sucking pig is all of teh aces, some people have a slight moral issue with it though

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:14, Reply)

it was a pig fetus.
Seriously, it had the umbilical cord attached and everything. And weighed nearly 3 and a half kgs.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:11, Reply)

Delicious.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:16, Reply)

I dunno, I don't eat meat.
even when I used to eat meat, I never tried suckling pig.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:18, Reply)

a long pig?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:11, Reply)

That's what She Said

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:13, Reply)

LTI

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:13, Reply)

\o/

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:14, Reply)