What's so good about a gold post box?
It's just paint.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:54, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Yeah, but as a nation we have won lots of gold medals, so the Post Office is painting some post boxes gold in athletes home towns
don't think you guys have really won anything so i can see how this would confuse you. Oh just checked, New Zealand are doing better than you...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:56, Reply)

And Ethiopia

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:57, Reply)

Although the Argies have only got one medal so far.
LOL
(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Everyone knows that New Zealand is technically in Australian waters according to our constitution.
Actually wait. Why am I pretending I give a flying rats arse about sports when I don't?

I think you need to stop being such a nobber Ape. This is TERRIBLE bullying on your part.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Ugh
I hate this country.
( Kroney, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:00, Reply)

You should.
It rains a lot there, you can never cope with snowfalls, and your summers are shit.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:01, Reply)

I don't mind the rain
but those are two further reasons, yes.
( Kroney, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:03, Reply)

Coming from a country that has a comparitively minimal rainfall,
I fucking LOVE rain.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:05, Reply)

fuck off back to Bergarac then "Claude"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:02, Reply)

I would but the French are even bigger cunts than you lot.
Well, ok, maybe not you specifically.
( Kroney, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:03, Reply)

My little toe is french

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:06, Reply)

It's a symbol of how Milton Keynes is a CITY of winners.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:56, Reply)

Milton Keynes isn't a city.
there's too many roundabouts and not enough traffic lights.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:57, Reply)

Yeah everyone loves traffic lights

(PsychoChomp, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:57, Reply)

Best of all the lollipops

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:00, Reply)

That isn't actually how a city is classified.
I understand that, coming from a country in which a city is classified by how clean it is from murderous plants and animals as you do, British classifications are alien to you but basically they get given a bit of paper that says "well done, you're a city".
( Kroney, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Hey, there are NO cities here classified on basis of poisonous animal and plant copopulating.
We all know that you just can't get rid of the fuckers.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:00, Reply)

If I lived in a country in which even the plantlife hungers for human flesh
I'd carry a flamethrower.
( Kroney, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:01, Reply)

I usually have a can of bugspray in my car and in my room.
or at least some kind of strong chemical that will distress anything that tries to attack me. So far I have discovered that, Hairspray, tan-in-a-can, water, perfume, shampoo in a can and glass cleaning fluid are all sufficient to kill the beasties.
(Poppet some assembly required., Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:04, Reply)

+ lighter

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 6 Aug 2012, 10:06, Reply)