some of them haven't tried either seperately i'd imagine dozer.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:21, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Philistines.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:23, Reply)

I have tried both
the end result was the same, a fucking sore jaw
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:27, Reply)

that's what chewing gum is for.
Sore jaw from skating though? How?

Having said that, I once ran over my own finger while skating.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:51, Reply)

you are the Brian harvey of the skating world
I fell on my face
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:04, Reply)

Hey Windy pig
I think you should make it your life's work to find a way for pubs to pump out hot, moist and crunchy roast potatoes all Sunday long. it would be your legacy.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:27, Reply)

It would make a change from chocolate peanuts and jelly beans in those machines where you turn a handle and they fly out all over the floor

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:28, Reply)

hold out your pinafore to catch them, like when you went scrumping as a child

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:29, Reply)

i used to be a chef nakkers,
The only way I found to get em crispy on the outside, and moist in the middle efficiently was to cook em nearly perfect. Then bosh em in the deep fat fryer for a few seconds to crisp off a little, the only problem being you'd have to put new oil in every Sunday, as potatoes pick up the flavours in the oil, in a way that chips don't. It was fine where I was in a relatively small kitchen, but you ask your aveage chef to do a fryer deep clean every Sunday morning along with the rest of the Sunday prep and you'll summarily told to jump off a cliff.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:32, Reply)

:( We need a new sort of cooking technique or some sort of GM potato
I use to work ina kitchen and we changed the oil every Sunday morning, worst job there was.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:33, Reply)

i'll have a think.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:34, Reply)

I'm thinking nanobots are the answer

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:42, Reply)

you're probably right.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:45, Reply)

That or some sort o Graphene Higgs Bosom cannon

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 8:48, Reply)

screw the potatoes,
we need a Bosom Cannon.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:02, Reply)

oh bugger...

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:03, Reply)

Here I am!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:10, Reply)

Two, surely?
Or three if you are on Mars
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 8 Aug 2012, 9:11, Reply)