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What do you reckon feels worse...
first poo after an arse-rape, or the realisation 20 minutes later that you enjoyed it?
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:41,
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what
the
fuck?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:42,
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I think Darth finally broke.
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scarpe We Stole Bikes, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:44,
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Honestly I'm not sure
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:47,
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The poo or the arse-rape?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:43,
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I always enjoy a good poo
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:43,
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This^
Life's simple pleasure (unless curry has been involved)
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:44,
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Or a leaky colostomy bag
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:46,
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even when it's diamond-studded poos that rip your anus in twain it's still a satisfying victory
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Reginald Donkeyfuck, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:47,
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Agreed
The worst kind are the ones that go on for fucking ages with that persistent gut-rumble that tells you to accept that you're getting nowt else done for a while. When they're over I always permit myself a little air-punch.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:49,
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There are people in this sub thread that need to have a serious look at their diets.
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Kroney, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:51,
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You LOOK at it?!
You disgusting bastard. What are you, some kind of scat fetishist?
Oh.
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 15:55,
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What I like to do is place some bogroll in the pan first
so that it's nicely presented when I turn around to have a look.
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Kroney, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:02,
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some french toilets apparently have a shelf for just this purpose, fucking rank
my half-brother's mum also has a really old weird toilet in her house that my brother and his wife refer to as the "voila!" toilet because it has a shelf like that. they flush with their eyes shut, because otherwise they turn around and it's all, "voila! your shit, sir."
i keep my legs crossed rather than use that bathroom when we go over there.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:04,
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What we need is a toilet with a freezer shelf
for the likes of Kroney
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Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:09,
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Apparently continental loos have the shelf,
because of the high levels of cooked meat in their diets, which apparently can lead to worms. The worst French loos are the ones consisting of a hole in the floor, and 2 foot plates. Tricky when you're pissed.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:12,
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someone on here wrote a story about their dad losing his trunks down one of those holes
and being stuck naked in a french bog. i LOL'd.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:13,
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Sounds about par from someone from here.
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Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 13 Aug 2012, 16:17,
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