it's greasy cheese on toast, that's what it is

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:51, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

My mum used to slice up Pepperami and put it on cheese and toast and then tell me it was pizza.
What? It was the Eighties and that's what pizza was to the English.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:53, Reply)

i do like the odd calzone
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( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:55, Reply)

I don't believe you
that's just the sort of shit you would put on the internet and we'd all be like "Hey Rory, had any calzones recently?" and you'd be all like "AHAHA YOU FUCKING RETARD I DON'T EVEN LIKE CALZONE I JUST SAID THAT TO MAKE YOU LOOK STUPID WHEN YOU BELIEVED ME YOU WANKER!"
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:57, Reply)

i don't get why anyone would like calzone
it disappears twice as quickly as real pizza
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:58, Reply)

You can get bigger fillings.
Also they remind me of Chimichangas
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:05, Reply)

Giant italian pasties
except without the carrot.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:11, Reply)

thanks for ruining the magic

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:59, Reply)

i like making a healthier form of mini pizzas
using crumpets and salsa or tomato puree and low-fat cheese.

mmmm.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:55, Reply)

That's so cute.
Mine did the same. Sometimes made it with french stick.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:55, Reply)

Flim *still* makes herself French Bread Pizza.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:57, Reply)

Awwwww. That's cute.
Your wife I mean, not the fact that she's clearly trying to ruin that rocking figure of hers by eating all that cheese. You want to put a stop to that.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:01, Reply)

If I cut off her cheese supply she'd leave me within a week.
I'm like a cheese dealer. Give 'em a hit of Babybel for free, then get 'em hooked on the Cheddar, and then keep 'em with the Brie.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:04, Reply)

Is that why you never wash your penis?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:06, Reply)

Stop giving away the tricks of my trade.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 15:08, Reply)

I think that was Birdseye

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 14:57, Reply)