WHAT? No offers yet? You miserable tightarsed bunch of cunts.
I was going to buy my own yacht to get there, you wouldn't have to cough off up that: www.jameslist.com/yachts/trinity_yachts/carpe-diem/for-sale-267531
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:52, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

It worries me that the yacht is bigger than Manchester

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:53, Reply)

I saw a massive yacht moored up in Monte Carlo a few years ago.
It had its own helipad. Very impressive. Wish I could remember the name of it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:55, Reply)

There's quite a few of them around the south of France, Tunisa etc. i have seen one with a matching coloured 911 drive out of the end of it in Porto Banus. Bonkers.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:57, Reply)

Not quite in the same league,
but the huge motor home that was featured on Top Gear a few years ago, that had the sports car that slid out of a side panel was pretty impressive.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:03, Reply)

I remember that; very smart.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:06, Reply)

Just a bit.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:28, Reply)

Jack the yacht ram raid Manchester
And steal all the mad for it types, then set up your own pirate company. = Island income
( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:56, Reply)

And my own car to drive once I was there
www.jameslist.com/cars/ferrari/fxx/evolution-package-for-sale-133922
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 21:54, Reply)

Looks like it is all golf buggies on the island.
And sea plane seems to be the best way to get there, so I'd leave the yacht in Antibes for when you feel you need to get away for a while.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:07, Reply)

Er, not road legal?
and you only hire it, Ferrari keep it for you.....

Get a Veyron, plenty on there.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:26, Reply)