Try that couple who just wone the Euro Millions £148,000,000
Actually, if you won that much money and told everybody you'd actually done so, you'd probably need to go and buy a desert island just to escape the parade of long lost relatives, old schoolfriends and other hangers on.

So, how is everyone tonight?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:19, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I have never understood why anyone would agree to any form of publicity if they won.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:20, Reply)

Exactly.
When the news was reporting that they were deciding whether or not to go public, I was thinking 'don't do it, you muppets'
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:23, Reply)

Annoyed about football

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:21, Reply)

Ambivalent about Cricket
GSOH, LOL, Taxed and MoT'd, BG CCK, WLTM
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:24, Reply)

If your team wasn't so shit, the players wouldn't want to leave.
You've only yourselves to blame.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:24, Reply)

Get to fuck!

( SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:32, Reply)

Patience
When MU have imploded like Rangers, and the sheikhs and the Russian have got bored with their toys (or fallen foul of the fair play rules), your time will come.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:35, Reply)

Mostly fine here.
You alright b3th? Done any good modding today?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:22, Reply)

I heard she rode around on a vespa whilst wearing a parka.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:37, Reply)

Is she Leslie Ash?
I'm booking a train ticket to Weston.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Thu 16 Aug 2012, 22:39, Reply)