Fucking hell
I turn up to work fifteen minutes early, pick up a phone call because I'm a helpful guy and my reward? A complete and total spastic. Idiotic end user who's managed to brick her laptop. Everything I ask her to do it's like I'm asking her to push a boulder up a hill. Huffs and puffs and sighs and the smell of burning martyr.

Yes, I am into London tonight for drinks.

Alt: No, ta.
( Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:31, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Shhh, don't give away my secret that I'm a girl on the internet

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Have you ever called up tech support and had to have an "Enter" key explained to you?
No? That's the class of user we have.
( Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:33, Reply)

But which one is 'any key'?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:35, Reply)

Here's another one. Actual conversation.
"Hi, our fax machine's broken"
"What's your fax number?"
"What's a fax number?"
"If I wanted to send you a fax, what number would I dial?"
( Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:38, Reply)

S'times like this I wish I were in That London!

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:33, Reply)

The ill fated Foo Fighters/Chas n' Dave collaboration album?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:37, Reply)

Oh yes, I'm putting on my DJ and going out to the Dorchester for supper
followed by Die Fleidermaus.

Hahaha, no, I'm going to the pub.
( Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:40, Reply)

+ alone in my stained vest and trackies bums to play the fruities in the desperate hope I might win enough money to pay for some electricity this week

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:41, Reply)

It's like you can see into my soul, Ape

( Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:48, Reply)

Seriously, you guys go out in trackies in public??
I thought only us australian students could do that?
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:49, Reply)

Oh no, we have scum here too, you know.

( Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:52, Reply)

I thought I largely escaped the scum of England.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Where are you?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 10:08, Reply)