OHMYGOD
I am going to scream, I am literally reading directions to my mom, and tell her to merge AND SHE SAYS NO. LIKE THE DIRECTIONS IN MY BRAIN TELL ME YOU'RE WRONG EVEN THOUGH I COULD GET LOST FIGHTING MY WAY OUT OF A CARDBOARD BOX.
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:56, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Are you sure she's not taking you to Baltimore instead?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 11:57, Reply)

why would she do that?
She knows we gotta be in dc.
We may end up in the ghetto but we will be in dc
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:04, Reply)

Can you please tell your mom that we love her very much for bringing something as wonderful as you into the world.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:06, Reply)

she doesnt think im so wonderful right now
I told her she was in a turn only lane and she got mad at me
Like I told her to go there, she's all like UCH and I'm all thinking bitch it ain't my fault you can't drive
( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:10, Reply)

Light up just to spite her.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:11, Reply)

I don't know what UCH means.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:12, Reply)

University of Central Holland.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:12, Reply)

Oh of course, I hate those guys.
I totally get that comparison now.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:15, Reply)

like ugh times 12

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:24, Reply)

UGH!!!!!
UGH!!!!!
UGH!!!!!
UGH!!!!!
UGH!!!!!
UGH!!!!!
UGH!!!!!
UGH!!!!!
UGH!!!!!
UGH!!!!!
UGH!!!!!
UGH!!!!!
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:26, Reply)

i just saw a homeless person talking to herself

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 12:27, Reply)