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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
I hear it's tall and thin
but it's got a beer gut.
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Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:12,
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latest was 13 years ago)
Those my balls you anatomical idiot
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:14,
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Must look like a pregnant giraffe or something
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:14,
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giraffs are the onl mammal born WITH horns
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:16,
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I was born with the horn
when I came out I made a sound like a ruler twanged on the edge of a desk, apparently.
You know, a sort of "dlllllllringgggg" noise.
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Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:17,
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Is that why they cut it off?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:19,
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It was safest for all concerned, I'm sure you can agree.
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Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:20,
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It was his large Gallic nose
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:20,
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I keep trying to tell people that I'm actually English
but they take one look at my nose and my stupid little rat-boy eyes and instantly think "French".
What a bunch of pricks.
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Kroney, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:23,
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It's the smell also, never forget the smell of garlic, surrender and roast elephant
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 14:34,
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