At the moment I'm monged out on codeine, watching 80s music videos on VH1.
When the codeine wears off, I'll go back to crying and rocking back and forth in agony.
Also, tomorrow is our wedding anniversary, and we're thinking of going to a 'mind body and spirit' fair in Weston to point and laugh.

Oh, and Fajita night at some point.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:26, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

why are you in agony, aunty b3th?

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:29, Reply)

Endometriosis.
I get a rollocking good time of it every couple of months, which is fun.

I'm glad to hear you're going to do something fun this weekend. And I'm proud of you for being a lasy earlier this evening.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:30, Reply)

lasy?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:33, Reply)

It's like a lady
but typed by someone out of their fucking head.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:33, Reply)

I wasn't sure if you meant lassie or it was a term I'd not heard before

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:34, Reply)

when the FUCK was I a lady?!
*confused*
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:37, Reply)

You didn't beat the cunt to death.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:38, Reply)

oh. No I guess I didn't.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:38, Reply)

You walked out calmly without slapping them both in the face with a bar stool.
and you didn't let him turn you into the sort of bitter bunny boiler who screams abuse in public.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:40, Reply)

Important news update:
neil Tennant in the 'It's a sin' video looks just like Jeremy Clarkson.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:29, Reply)

haha!
He does, yes
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:30, Reply)

And Jeremy Clarkson, in turn, looks like Ken Dodd's dad.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:31, Reply)

How is his dog?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:32, Reply)

*facepalm*

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:33, Reply)

Sorry, was I not supposed to mention it?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:33, Reply)

I don't know.
In other news, we're up to 1987 now, and Marty Pellow is a prancing twat. How anyone could act like that in Glasgow and not get their face filled in is beyond me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:36, Reply)

My Mam loves him

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:36, Reply)

Is she his dealer?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:37, Reply)

Yep

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:38, Reply)

She's the one that gives him the good stuff, it makes him tremble all the way in his extremities.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:44, Reply)

He was number 1 the day I was born, with a shit cover of a shit song.

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:37, Reply)

Number 1 the day I was born was notorious kiddy fiddler Paul Gadd.
I love you love me love, fact fans.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:44, Reply)

Nose

( hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:37, Reply)

fanjita night FTW

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 17 Aug 2012, 16:30, Reply)