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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I don't really know how I'm goign to cope if I get actual baldnessI look best with a decent spread of hair, on account of having a stupid pumpkin head. I'd look like a fucking idiot bald.
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Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:31,
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It's a good job you "enjoy being single" really(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:35,
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YepMarried life sure puts an end to that, eh Battered?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:39,
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It took a couple of months after the baby was born before my wanking reduced due to 'normal service being resumed'.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:42,
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It's not rape if you're married right?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:51,
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you have an orange yanked out of your nostrilthen see how much you feel like sticking your little finger up it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:51,
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Dunno why having been pregnant means she can't give you a blowie every once in a while, even if Junior did explode her biff.
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Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:52,
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Or present her brown eye to me.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:53,
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THey're sort of the same thing straight after birth aren't they?Split down the middle so you can't be expected to tell the difference.
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Seriously NakersIt's an affliction. It's not polite to make fun of the afflicted.
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Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:40,
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Whilst I've got hair I do alright.I am afraid that I might be a modern day Samson :(
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Kroney, Mon 20 Aug 2012, 15:43,
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