I quite like number 5, but the rest aren't great.
Tim Vine jokes never work well on their own anyway. It's the cumalitive effect of so much nonsense that keeps his act from being completely dreadful.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:38, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Stewart Francis is the same

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:40, Reply)

I preferred him when he was in Crackerjack

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:46, Reply)

I was going to say something similar but couldn't think of a funny way to do it
I see you had the same problem.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:52, Reply)

You should know by now that I never let being unfunny get in the way of posting.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:58, Reply)

CRACKERJACK!

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 9:59, Reply)

I was waiting for someone to do that.
Thank you, scarpe.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:00, Reply)

Fucking bunch of lazy ne'erdowells around here, can't be bothered to make the required response.

( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Tue 21 Aug 2012, 10:07, Reply)