Nothing my headphones broke yesterday :(((((

(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:04, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Waiting for sympathy here.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:08, Reply)

Mine broke a few weeks ago, I bought some more, tru story

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:09, Reply)

it's not like you drilled through your thumb or anything

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:33, Reply)

Aw hugz 4 u bbz

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:10, Reply)

Thanks for your kind words at this difficult time xxx

(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:14, Reply)

i've heard they sell them in tesco now.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:12, Reply)

I have no tescos near me.
I might go to john lewis.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:14, Reply)

Piss off you don't have a Tesco near you
Where do you live, in a pineapple under the sea?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:16, Reply)

I have two tesco expresses,
the big tescos are out of town.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:17, Reply)

Well see if they have earphones
Blimey, do we have to do all the work, Chomp?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:18, Reply)

so you lied to us.
Why?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:18, Reply)

Tesco express wouldn't stock a decent supply of headphones.
So I disregarded their existence.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:19, Reply)

You don't know that

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:20, Reply)

look,
If you're scared of the security guard, I'm sure someone can gold your hand as you walk past him. He's lovely really.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:20, Reply)

GOLD YOUR HAND

( Theoban What of it, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:33, Reply)

WINDY PIG IN 'KING MIDAS' SHOCKER
MORE ON THIS STORY AS IT HAPPENS
( Theoban What of it, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:33, Reply)

its a curse i will never escape,
And every day I cry.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:34, Reply)

Is that why you have the shit dog, to lick up your tears?

( Theoban What of it, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:36, Reply)

he keeps hugging it really tight hoping it will turn into a golden retriever :(

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:41, Reply)

they also didn't have any orange juice the otehr day
i mean orange juice, for pity's sake!
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:28, Reply)

You can borrow my spare ones.
Yes, you have no headphones, yet I have extra ones. How do like them eggs?
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:13, Reply)

I suppose you have to spend your money on something now you're T-total.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:16, Reply)

Well yes,
Although actually I have two sets because I forgot mine one day and after my commute in I realised that I may actually kill someone on the way home if I couldn't shut them out so had to get some more.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:20, Reply)

I have two sets, big comfy cans for day to day and in ear "sports" ones for the gym

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:24, Reply)

Actually that reminds me I have three sets.
'cans', in-ear ones plugged in to my work computer for 'work' related use and more in-ear ones if I want to listen to music in bed and the other half doesn't.

More exciting stories of my life later, folks.
( scarpe We Stole Bikes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:26, Reply)

you know all this talk of you being a bent spastic,
I'm starting to see why.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:26, Reply)

how so?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:27, Reply)

answer me damn you

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:34, Reply)

its probably the benderific and spastastic elements of your personality.
But I like that about you. Wanna snugglewuggle?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 13:03, Reply)

Dear Naked Ape
how do i stop the ear buds getting trapped in my ear as it's very annoying and I have to scrape them out with one end of a paperclip, which probably isn't very safe

Thanks in anticipation
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:30, Reply)

maybe try cleaning your ears out with some warm soapy water, to remove the build up of wax
However never use a Q -tip to cean out your ears as this can damage your ear drum and Quintin might jizz in there.

Yours

Dr. Naked_Ape MD DUiL Bsc OBE DiP the III
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:33, Reply)

Thanks internet

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:38, Reply)

spray some pledge in there before putting them in

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:34, Reply)

thanks internet

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:38, Reply)

What you gonna replace them with?
I really like Sinehouzers.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 12:33, Reply)