do any of you parenty types know if you can catch whooping cough
if you had it yourself as a kid? my friend has caught it from her kids' nursery. now i don't really care if i get it - few days off work and might lose weight, what's not to like - but i don't want to pass it on to my nieces and nephew...
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:09, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

hey swipe, did you know if youi logged out you could still see and reply to chompy's posts
but he wouldn't be able to see them?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:11, Reply)

yeah but he'd still be too illiterate to read them

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:13, Reply)

no idea, maybe try google

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:11, Reply)

i did
it was inconclusive
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:14, Reply)

try uk sites only when googling health stuff
us ones are full of hypochondriacs
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:17, Reply)

if you rub your face in Naked Apes crotch that'll negate all possible passing on symtoms and shit like that

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:12, Reply)

how do you think i caught AIDS?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:14, Reply)

I heard it doesn't even trim his pubes

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:16, Reply)

It looks like muhammeds beard down there

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:17, Reply)

on a good day, in the right conditions, if you're facing mecca it's even possible to see your little winky hiding in there

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:22, Reply)

Serious muffro

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:23, Reply)

It looks like Ross Kemp kneeling in a corn field

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:25, Reply)

That is some potent imagery

( Kroney, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:27, Reply)

"Ross Kemp On Nads"

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:29, Reply)

I'm not a parenty type.

( Kroney, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:12, Reply)

so.... many.... strikethroughs

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:19, Reply)

i'm going to say yes.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:19, Reply)

i fear you might be right

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:22, Reply)

Oh well, at least you won't have to visit some dank northern council house

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:25, Reply)

CHESHIRE darling
haven't you ever seen footballers wives?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:35, Reply)

I cannot think of anything worse

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:39, Reply)

One of the few places in the North where they have indoor toilets
and suddenly they think they're royalty.
( Kroney, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:39, Reply)

birmingham

( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 15:50, Reply)

chavs + money = massive mock tudor houses full of porcelin leopards and hot tubs

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 16:02, Reply)