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all makeover businesses are designed around making you feel bad abkut yourself
So that you spend more on "essential products". Or you may actually be a troll faced harridan, I'm not sure.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:40,
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possibly both
I am a pasty, pudgy, tired faced harridan
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:42,
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well, in that case, woukd you like to buy this amazing new cream ive invented to cure all those things?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:43,
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You forgot:
Nerdy, LARPing Internet shut-in.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:46,
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Here to help.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:46,
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perhaps you could help write my dating profile?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:49,
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We need to focus on the positive...
Can you give me something to work with here?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:54,
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my lounge walls are orange
and I'm pretty good at sewing
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:54,
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Ok, ok, give me a minute...
This profile should pretty much write itself.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:57,
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this cream sorts that out too.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:47,
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This certainly sounds like the wonder, cure-all cream Cavy has been waiting for.
Cavy, send WP all your money, quick.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:49,
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4538 1595 4851 5752
pin number 7799
*it's not really
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:50,
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Hang on a minute...
You ought to find out how much of this cream is made up of WP's own bodily fluids.
Or are you not fussed about that sort of thing?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:52,
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if it works, it works
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:54,
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Evening Tangles.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:56,
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Evening Jeffles.
You work too hard.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:58,
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It's a jungle out there Tangles.
If you want 'da dollar' you gotta put 'da hours'.
Blood.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:01,
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But 'Fuck dat' and also 'shit'
How are you, apart from overworked?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:05,
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I slept last weekend, so all is good.
I think - bar bank holidays - I've had less than 10 days off in the last 14 months.
The curse of 'no work, no pay'.
But I'm good (although in need of a bit of a holiday).
Yourself?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:06,
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I've had considerably more time off than that this year.
What with paternity leave, annual leave and unpaid time off, I've barely worked a full week.
All things considered I am pretty good right now.
I will be turning 36 in under an hour and I am celebrating this by having the remainder of the week off. Combined with a bank holiday and having the following Friday off, this means I am doing three days on, five days off, three days on.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:10,
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Cool story Bro.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:11,
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Sounds like a nice break.
I'm planning on taking a couple of weeks off over the next couple of months, there are some courses I want to do.
If time allows, I might have a week of doing next to fuck-all as well.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:13,
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There's a lot to be said for doing nothing.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:14,
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If I'm not sleeping, I'll get bored.
Gotta be active.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:15,
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Hyaluronic acid is amazing stuff.
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The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:58,
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I sell that in capsule form.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:05,
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that's not a thing that's wrong with my face
that's a thing wrong with my very being. There ain't no cream for that
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:49,
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*there there*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:56,
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whatevs
I'm off to sleep now you've got here
laters
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:57,
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Oh come on
That was top Internet sympathy there.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:00,
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Cavy has changed.
She used to appreciate some slightly sarcastic pandering.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:01,
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Miserable cow
She'll never find a man with that attitude.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:03,
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Maybe if she did find a man with the same attitude, he'd make her happy.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:05,
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