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Evening chumpstersit's the middle of the week and almost time for some bank holiday action, last one until christmas. What you going to do with it?
alt: what thing should we have a national day of celebration for? what would the parade look like?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 18:38,
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I'l be working cavy, To ensure anyone inclined can spend their extra Monday drinking till they can't see. It is my calling, I am, as my father likes to point put, a drunk man's servant.
I'd like to see a national holiday for all our hardworking marketing teams, filling all our bus stops, and buses, and sides of buildings, our tv screens, radios and our computers with colourful, entertaining, funny and sometimes moving adverts, so selflessly and with no alterior motives.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 18:48,
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that would be good because theyaren't great self publicists
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 18:53,
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i think you'll find Fuck off dozer.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:22,
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Bank holiday mondaybis my daughters first birthday. Cannot believe a year has gone so quickly. We should have a day to celebrate not being in the Euro.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 18:50,
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will there be hookers and cocaine?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 18:53,
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I just had an indecent proposal from a lady of the night, I could have had a nice "anything, oral, anal, anything" with some "MDMA? Coke? I have it all"She said I gave her the politest turn down she's had. I was waiting for my take away do couldn't move on. She said she was coming down off a trip, although she sounded perfectly normal to me, didn't seem desperate at all.
Silly sod, I should have gone for it but all I could think was that she would nick my stuff or give me an STI or something.
They need to legalise it for everyone's good, can't wait till I can walk into somewhere like Boots and order the blow job 241 offer.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 18:52,
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but you only have one cock...don't you?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 18:54,
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Yeah, but I could save one for when holly oaks finishes. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:01,
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Strictly speaking it's late afternoon/early eveningIf she's presenting herself as a lady of the night you should report her to the advertising standards authority at once.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:01,
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what happened with that bird you were dating, gonzo??(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:17,
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I got the wrong end of the stick. I'm not too bothered, we're still mates. /ac
Oh well, never mind.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:58,
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You all bloody well are. (
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:27,
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I will be working, then working, then working again. We should have a national celebration of chavs, with a parade that rapidly disintegrates into violence and looting...oh, hang on, that was LAST August.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 18:59,
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I will be wandering around London with a large suitcaseI may go to that Da Vinci exhibition, but then again as it's a bank holiday it'll probably be heaving, so I might not.
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is it his machines? I saw one of those in Florence, it was really coolthere was one of his cartoons in swansea some years ago. I didn't know he invented the Simpsons
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:07,
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No, there's a collection of his anatomical drawings at Buckingham Palaceit looks cool.
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they've got trains that, get this, go underground! like magic. None of that pedalling we get here in Oxford, bicycley bastards.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:42,
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me too berk, Me too, it is a curse of this city, that and the fact that my car is stupid and I keep having to fix it.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:49,
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I couldn't afford to keep mine on the roadand, given that I couldn't get a parking permit either for work or for the street on which I live...it made it somewhat redundant.
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yeah, the council are bellends, But its all part of their grand plan to reduce car use in the city. I'm sort of all for it, until I get hit by a bus.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:59,
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It's rare I agree with you, but this ^^^^and goes like a belt-fed mortar, by all accounts.
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Good timing while I am in the middle of nowhere with nothing but 2G signal on my phone, so can't watch it :(
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it's family guytaking the piss of out of kim, in a thoroughly deserved fashion
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:22,
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noshe looks like the woman my father is seeing. ghastly gold digging old slag.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:26,
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as ifthere are loads of celebs i would envy. she is not one of them.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:29,
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i just googleyed her, Not seeing it, well, I can see it, but I'm trying to say that there are better looking women.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:50,
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exactly thiseven in SATC - charlotte is a billion times more beautiful than samantha.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:56,
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this is twice we've agreed today, Shall I gaz you a picture of my Willy yet?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:00,
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this is OTbumhole pics and mortgage payments are more our style
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:05,
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wait, who payed someone elses mortgage?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:08,
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oh it's a whole sagainvolving pennies down a cat's throat and a fake life and engagement and - look up workboresme or rogerthestarfish, that'll explain it.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:15,
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oh yeah, heard all about that fucking nut job.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:15,
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actually, while I definitely would,I do find her genuinely beautiful. Not just in a sexual attraction way.
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No plans yetbut hopefully the weather will allow for much sedentary al fresco drinking.
alt : national beer celebration day, march to your nearest pub.
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haha quentin was rightif you are on 2.0 and you log out, you can post a reply to the person ignoring you.
but then it logs you back in. so neither you nor the person you are ignoring can see the reply. but everyone else can. that can't be the intention, surely?!
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:14,
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alternatively, briefly unignore themPost, then put them back on lolignore.
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oh, i don't have anyone on LOLignoreit's for the weak and feeble of waaaaaah brain
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:16,
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I reckon ignoreshould mean that all the person's posts should come up with pictures of kittens, or nice words like "you are so awesome" or "I like bunnies" or something
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:18,
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i reckon that clicking ignoreshould kill you. it would do the whole world a whole heap of good stuff.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:19,
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yesit should make your keyboard develop toxic spikes that shoot into the eyes, the heart and the groin.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:22,
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I want that system, or something like it, for work.for those too stupid to use a PC, then too ignorant to listen to the simple solution for their dumbfuckery.
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Me? What did I do?!(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:22,
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nothing if you stay away from the IGNORE button...(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:22,
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umm...OKI wouldn't like to upset you and your poison spiked keyboards
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 19:25,
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hey nakkers, You good?
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:01,
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Not bad, got some stew bubblin away and the flat to myself(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:07,
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naked pilates time.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:09,
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OMGOMGOMGPlease pass the mind bleach
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:10,
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you love it HH, LOVE IT.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:15,
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The thought of exercise?GTFO
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:16,
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Tiki Tiki TikiTiki whot up holmes? Huero puta! Pendejo! Cabron(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:01,
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Not much man, looking forward to the weekend for like the first time in a long time.The trouble with liking your job and being indifferent in your outside-work time, generally means you really don't look forward to the weekend like most people.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:14,
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Did anyone hear that? Sounded like a squirrel stubbed its toe(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:09,
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That's as much Spanish as I knowAnd I learned that from a Mexican.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:15,
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TD did the gaz help?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:15,
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Walked away from the contract.I was right, you confirmed that I was right.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:17,
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I've seen a lot of W/H conversions like that.Not bad at first glance high end finish, better to find local town houses in the same area.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:23,
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It's a very good development indeed.I'd go as far as to say that it's the best development in West Yorks BUT you're always going to face problems in unvented wet rooms.
The venting system is adequate but it's never going to overcome fungal growth.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:28,
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Trouble being they put high end touches on, but still don't use the proper curing agents and such.Area's like that need tanking properly, at the best they Probs. only have a battened air gap over plaster board, easy to fix but need's to be ripped out completly and starting from scratch.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:37,
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Eve's Naks(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:08,
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Buenas noches Qué hay
*EDIT* fucking hell what a day, been on the road since 6.30am just got back 7.15pm
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:12,
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I have days like that, sleep like a baby afterwards(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:22,
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I quite like the driving, had classic FM on to stop the road rage.But needless trips do my head in
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:24,
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Fork out for a digital radioSo you can listen to 6, or 5 extra for cricket. Best investment I've made for a while.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:33,
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My One X is linked to the car via bluetooth.I prefer to drive to Classic FM
*edit* means I can slam the DAB on via the car speakers if I need to
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:38,
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Don't fight the rage, use it to get you places faster(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:41,
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I find it funny how some twats drive.I normally coast along at 90mph (which is a bit to fast) but only when safe. if we start on driving habits we will be here all night.
To add, I passed my driving test in 91 been driving ever since, never had an bump, scratch or point against me, classic FM is the angel on my shoulder.
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:47,
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March 3rd 1986 for meAnd until last Tuesday I'd not had a bump since 1990. Let's draw a veil over that, eh?
(TD is a stupid cunt).
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:52,
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24th August 1992 for me.I only know this because I had to provide my licence details to get on someone's insurance for the weekend.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:54,
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PSV was December 24th 1992, 11.30I then went to the pub with my examiner and had more than several drinks.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:59,
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evening allIt is the intermission at Spamalot, it's rather good. I've watched far more musical theatre since I came to London, it's a bit worrying.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:21,
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Futuramalolz(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:25,
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those cocks aren't going to suck themselves(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:26,
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Theres always the crack of Dawn*never did find out who Dawn was, but I always imagine that she has a bottom like JLO*
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:29,
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Spamalot is fucking great, and I hate musical theatre.I saw it when Tim Curry was in it.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:28,
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nothing wrong with itI wish life had more singing
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:53,
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I'm driving to somewhere daarn sarf to see a load of people off the internet who have no lives.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:28,
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WHY? DG(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:30,
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Erm, because I was invited and there'll be beer and people I like what I haven't seen in yonks?(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:31,
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Beer and people you have seen is okBUT DRIVING SOUTH?
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:32,
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I know, but train tickets were too expensive.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:48,
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They always are for a bank holiday weekend.BTW - I think I may have deleted you from Arsebook by mistake when I had a cull. Soz. xx
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:50,
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Cunt.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:51,
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Cunts have a use.Please choose a more apt term
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:53,
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I will send you another request. Love you really.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:54,
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Better still Batts send your driver to collect him(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:56,
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I haven't had a full time driver since I lived in Hong Kong.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:57,
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I bet you felt like a fucking giant when you lived there.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:01,
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Everyone does, Batts.I radiate warmth and good feelings.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:56,
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You'll up the bent spastic quota by 100%.it's OK, we'll have a shoe-flinging contest so you don't feel uncomfortable.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:49,
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It's only because we love you, Nakers.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:55,
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Why do we always hurt the ones we love DG?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:58,
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I dunno, Nakers.I reckon it's the government's fault. Everything else is.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:02,
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Deacons(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:54,
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In other news, I am bored, looking forward to the Mrs and microbattered coming back tomorrow and more than a bit pissed.Later I will griddle some lamb on the awesome griddle I have spent over a year blackening to perfection. That is if I have not fallen asleep in a drunken stupor.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:43,
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Grill or Drill?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:47,
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This is a good point. Perhaps I will have cheese and port instead.I currently have instock:
Apple smoked cheddar.
Stilton.
Camembert.
Dolcelatte.
Cambazola.
Cornish Yarg.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:49,
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I. Am. Not. Heh.
Sorted your holiday yet?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:55,
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He is making 'maybe I can find the money somewhere' noisesmainly because I made some 'you've got to be fucking joking you prick' ones.
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MMMMMMMMMMMMM cheese(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:51,
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Cornish Yarg, otherwise known as pirate cheese.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:52,
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ARhhhh ya cut em in pieces of eight yarrrrrrrrrrrrrr(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:54,
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Do you have any Kraft slices?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:53,
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Squeezy cheese?(
SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:58,
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Certainly not.Just remembered I have a dozen escargot in the freezer. I may have these as a starter.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:00,
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this makes me sadI have half fat cheddar and some slightly runny value 'greek salad cheese'
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:55,
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Pathetic. A fridge should always have a good stock of cheese.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:56,
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fridges are way too cold for storing cheese.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:59,
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If you remove it from the fridge for an hour first then it's fine.(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:02,
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it'll never mature fully at fridge temperature, even if you sit it for an hourBut having a storage point at around 15 degrees is fairly useless for anything but cheese.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:05,
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not if I want to stop being a housewhaleif I had all that cheese I'd be storing it in me
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:00,
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When I bought my first flat,A cheese shop opened up below me a few months afterwards. These days when I go in I usually end up about £40 lighter of pocket.
Next time you're in Northumberland, head for Morpeth; the shop's still there.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:00,
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I donno the last one, but I strongly approve of the rest.Have you ever been to 'la cave a fromage'. Promise you mate, the trip is well worth it.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:04,
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it sounds like a euphemismis that what the lady of the night said to you?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:09,
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Haha, grim, cottage cheese.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:13,
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not badbut approaching melancholy for some reason. Currently only at the wistful stage. you?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:56,
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Don't start drinking then.I recommend a haircut.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:56,
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did you get your's done?what should I do with mine?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:57,
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Mine is fab.It's (if you're interested) a graduated bob. According to mr b3th it 'takes years off me'. The filthy nonce.
You should have shorter layers put in yours. It'll enhance the curliness. Get it about shoulder length. You'll look all grown up and classy and stuff.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:01,
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sounds niceI've not had an actual hair cut beyond a trim since I was 17. Last trim was 4 years ago or something, too. uh, I is scared. Will it help me attract the hot men?
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:07,
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how does one pick a hairstyle?seriously, it's all completely alien to me. Mine gets washed and brushed and nothing else
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:23,
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what should i do with my hair?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:11,
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wash ityou skank
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:11,
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Do you have any?There's a lot of bald men on b3ta...
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:12,
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which is why you are here, right?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:13,
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i've enough for at least 2 men, maybe 3(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:16,
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BUT I WANT TO BE A BEAUTIFUL FLOWER!(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:29,
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Think about the apples Cav(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:57,
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so. many. applesthe green ones are starting to drop, too now
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:57,
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I was fine until DG started bullying me, please can you ban him kthx(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:56,
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HahahahahahhahaaaWait till Sportscow turns up
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:57,
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DG, stop being mean to the class spastic.It's not his fault he pees his pants and falls over a lot.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:58,
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in that order?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:59,
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Yes miss, sorry miss, won't happen again miss.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:04,
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I can't, miss, the dribbling mong has eaten them, miss.(
Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:06,
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*Wax On Wax Off"(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:13,
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Eve's local were all the way down at the bottom of the page do join in(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:21,
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ace thanks boss(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:02,
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Something wonderful has happened!I've got to stay at the pub till closing as the other two that can cash up are indisposed, and we only have freeview upstairs bar, I thought I was in for a bell of a dull night watching shit, but INDIANA JONES IS ON! FUCK YEAH.
Gonna cook up one of the T-bone pork steaks with some onion rings, get a pint of beer and settle down for the evening. Winning.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:57,
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IN OWER HERTZ 4 EVAH WINDYtough being you lolz
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:59,
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Rainman is on ITV3. Also, isn't a T-bone pork steak really a pork chop?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 20:59,
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Windy's hard core he stole it of Mr. T(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:00,
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well, yeah, but it sounds better on the menu, Plus we get great big ones compared to your average chop.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:01,
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well, not really, No.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:01,
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thiswww.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1711136
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:03,
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^thisNot seen it for ages. I'd forgotten how much I enjoy a bit of Indy.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:03,
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Indy music?(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:04,
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You have the power to just boot me B3th(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:07,
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I don't want to boot you.I just meant 'fuck off, I don't like indie music, on account of it being shit'
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:08,
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Not even this?www.youtube.com/watch?v=oVNNhBtBbOs
Indy music
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hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:11,
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Hah you do like Indy music(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:14,
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played that in orchestrathe flute bits in it are quite tricky and yet barely noticable.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:16,
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*something about pink oboe*(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:18,
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what about post-indie electronica?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:13,
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What's this? It's got a good beat.*dad dances*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:15,
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I'm on my way home from workOnly a 4 day week this week. Off to the cricket on Friday.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:11,
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Smug bastard(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:12,
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Innit.9:15 and I'm on my way home from work. I'm full of it.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:16,
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Four day week this week, three day next.Alreet Jeff?
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:15,
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Smugger bastard(
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:17,
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I got train tickets to Edinburgh for £3.35 each way last week an' all.And a hotel for £19.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:19,
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I'm good thanks DG.Are you heading down to London next month?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:18,
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Fuck no one invites me >:((
hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:20,
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Alas, no.I'm away all this weekend and train ticket prices for the bash were just too stupid. Maybe next time.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:20,
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I didn't want to book too early in case I didn't still have a job at that point.By the time I found out I would, the prices had rocketed somewhat.
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Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 21:24,
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Doesn't beat my three day week.Both this week and next week.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:32,
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b3th! Dozer is bullying me!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:34,
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Stupid mods.Never around when you need them.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:38,
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I only want a bit of help with the mortgage.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:45,
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Are you missing HH now you have him on ignore?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:59,
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He makes me look good.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:12,
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urghto try and test out hairstyles I uploaded a picture to a makeover site. I've not stared at my own face for so long before. It made me sad. And all the hairstyles made me look more like Miss Piggy than I already did :(
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:25,
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Maybe you could find a bloke who looks like Kermit?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:31,
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i don't think that would really helpmore accentuate it
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:39,
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although green is a lovely skin tone(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:39,
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all makeover businesses are designed around making you feel bad abkut yourselfSo that you spend more on "essential products". Or you may actually be a troll faced harridan, I'm not sure.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:40,
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possibly bothI am a pasty, pudgy, tired faced harridan
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:42,
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well, in that case, woukd you like to buy this amazing new cream ive invented to cure all those things?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:43,
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You forgot:Nerdy, LARPing Internet shut-in.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:46,
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perhaps you could help write my dating profile?(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:49,
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We need to focus on the positive...Can you give me something to work with here?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:54,
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my lounge walls are orangeand I'm pretty good at sewing
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:54,
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Ok, ok, give me a minute...This profile should pretty much write itself.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:57,
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this cream sorts that out too.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:47,
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This certainly sounds like the wonder, cure-all cream Cavy has been waiting for.Cavy, send WP all your money, quick.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:49,
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4538 1595 4851 5752pin number 7799
*it's not really
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:50,
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Hang on a minute...You ought to find out how much of this cream is made up of WP's own bodily fluids.
Or are you not fussed about that sort of thing?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:52,
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if it works, it works(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:54,
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Evening Jeffles.You work too hard.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:58,
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It's a jungle out there Tangles.If you want 'da dollar' you gotta put 'da hours'.
Blood.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:01,
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But 'Fuck dat' and also 'shit'How are you, apart from overworked?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:05,
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I slept last weekend, so all is good.I think - bar bank holidays - I've had less than 10 days off in the last 14 months.
The curse of 'no work, no pay'.
But I'm good (although in need of a bit of a holiday).
Yourself?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:06,
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I've had considerably more time off than that this year.What with paternity leave, annual leave and unpaid time off, I've barely worked a full week.
All things considered I am pretty good right now.
I will be turning 36 in under an hour and I am celebrating this by having the remainder of the week off. Combined with a bank holiday and having the following Friday off, this means I am doing three days on, five days off, three days on.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:10,
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Sounds like a nice break.I'm planning on taking a couple of weeks off over the next couple of months, there are some courses I want to do.
If time allows, I might have a week of doing next to fuck-all as well.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:13,
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There's a lot to be said for doing nothing.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:14,
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If I'm not sleeping, I'll get bored.Gotta be active.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:15,
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Hyaluronic acid is amazing stuff.(
The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:58,
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I sell that in capsule form.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:05,
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that's not a thing that's wrong with my facethat's a thing wrong with my very being. There ain't no cream for that
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:49,
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whatevsI'm off to sleep now you've got here
laters
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 22:57,
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Oh come onThat was top Internet sympathy there.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:00,
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Cavy has changed.She used to appreciate some slightly sarcastic pandering.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:01,
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Miserable cowShe'll never find a man with that attitude.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:03,
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Maybe if she did find a man with the same attitude, he'd make her happy.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:05,
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what you have to do is figure out your hair type and face shapethen look for styles that will suit it. You can only work with what you've got.
For example, my hair is fine and curly, and my face is square. A google search for suitable hairstyles brings up lots of Meg ryan and Charlize Theron.
Find a good local salon and go for a consultation. If they're very good, they won't charge you.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:12,
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Seems like she's fucked off now, anyway.So, how are you? Can I do anything for you, Jeff?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:16,
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I'm good thanks b3th.You could tell me how the job hunt in going.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:17,
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And if you have a stupid hair type like minethere is next to bugger all you can do with it.
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Not true.Your hair is thick and curly. Keep it shorter with layers, and you'll be fine.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:19,
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Yes but you can't really have an interesting styleyou can have 'short and curly' or 'long and curly'. Or 'really short and poofy'. I have experimented with all of these.
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What sort of 'interesting' do you want?A mohican?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:24,
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I meant more that I can't see something in a magazinetake it to the salon and go 'Yeah, I want something like that'...because it'll just be curly. Shorter, or longer, still curly.
I don't think I'd look good with a mo.
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But you have a lovely shaped faceso you could carry off lots of different styles.
*lezzes up*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:30,
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People with curly hair always seem to wish that they had straight hairWhereas those with straight hair long for curls.
The fact is no one else notices or cares about your hair as much as you do.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:26,
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You're just looking for problems now.Take up another instrument or something.
Focus on something interesting that you can change, rather than your hair.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:36,
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I don't have the room!well, maybe for a recorder or something. But who wants to play the recorder?
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Maybe not a soprano recorder, but bass recorders are well cool.Not cheap, mind.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:44,
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When I was in my twenties I used to worry about what my hair looked like.Then I realised that was stupid.
Once I stopped caring about what it looked like, it started to look alright.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:20,
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A contender for the gayest thing I have ever posted.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:21,
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I can't really argue with this, seeing as I appear to have waded into a discussion about hair with girls.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:28,
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Hey JeffWhat about that football, eh?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:29,
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Hey Tangles.Sorry. Got distracted.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 22 Aug 2012, 23:58,
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