You can own all the weapons you like, Knackers. In fact, I encourage it.
The only person you'd hurt is yourself, of which I am in full favour.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:25, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

*orders bladed nunchucks*
*does a "Phillijoe*
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:26, Reply)

Stop bullying Nakers.
Gee Kroney, you're such a fucking cunt.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:26, Reply)

He really is
Morning/evening poppet
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:28, Reply)

Morning to you.
It's evening here and FUCKING COLD.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:29, Reply)

let me guess, it's about 20 degrees?
Do you use centigrade?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:30, Reply)

it's 9 degrees actually!
and yes. OF COURSE.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:30, Reply)

Ok, nine is on the cool side of mild. I perscribe a jumper and a cup of tea/mulled cider

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:31, Reply)

I have applied both these things and am waiting for them to take effect.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Did you apply them internally?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:34, Reply)

translated into whinging aussie, I perscribe an artic survival suit and trip to the smelting yard

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:34, Reply)

HE STARTED IT
HE SAID MY ARSE WAS A GRAVITY WELL FOR COCK

HAVE A GO AT ME, WHY DON'T YOU?
( Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:29, Reply)

You should make that your sig

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:30, Reply)

The reason he said it is because your arse IS a gravity well for cock.
I mean fuck, if I had a strap on, you'd be in trouble!
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:31, Reply)

=///////////////////////////////

( Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:32, Reply)

Yeah. You be scared.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:33, Reply)

Even the aussies are invading you now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:33, Reply)

Invading dry and without warning.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:34, Reply)

Bumzkreig

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:35, Reply)

yup.
Man I am feeling so much better today than I have in the last two weeks. I've had a haircut, painted my nails, bought new shoes and a new dress, and got told I was pretty.
And I'm going to go out for a few hours. and then tomorrow I'm going to melbourne!
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:37, Reply)

How much did they tip you for making an effort?
I'm making a joke implying you're a hooker here BTW.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:39, Reply)

welll... I didn't get tipped exactly..

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Good for you pops!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:40, Reply)

Shit yeah.
I refuse to sit around and let myself be depressed and miserable. I'm still pissed off and upset, but I am not going to be pathetic any more. Hence, going out and doing stuff for ME.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:42, Reply)

like getting cock.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:45, Reply)

yes. exactly like that.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:46, Reply)

Good on yer, cobber.
Get out and use some people.
( Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:48, Reply)

maybe you should get a hair cut and buy a new dress as well?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:50, Reply)

Who says he hasn't done that already?

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:51, Reply)

Well no one has called him pretty, so I guessed not

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:51, Reply)

I think he's pretty.
PRETTY FRENCH. AHAHAHAHAH!
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:52, Reply)

Zut alors!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:53, Reply)

I AM NOT A PIECE OF MEAT

( Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:54, Reply)

No but your legs are.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:55, Reply)

Whenever I get a stiffy, depending on where I'm sitting, it always leans slightly to one side.
This would explain things.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:46, Reply)

a lot of scrolling was needed to make this post make sense

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:48, Reply)

I was wondering this too.
Not for me, but I have noticed that about guys.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:48, Reply)

I once stood in the middle of a roller coaster when Kroney was on it, and it ended up giving me a tantric handjob.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:52, Reply)

Fucking hell I am JEALOUS.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:54, Reply)

I sometimes wish my granny had a big fat juicy cock so she could enjoy the lore of Kroney's bumhole too.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:56, Reply)

This thread contains a high degree of o_O for me

( Kroney, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Your face does.

(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:00, Reply)

I dunno man, I've been social all day today.
It's having a strange effect on me.
(Poppet some assembly required., Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:00, Reply)

I like the way you can make your poopmaker go from 'o' to '0' without changing facial expressions.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 24 Aug 2012, 10:01, Reply)