I've just booked an appointment to get my hair cut
in an actual style and everything.

What 'exciting' and new things have you done recently?

alt: fuck it, it's an evening thread, no one reads the question anyway
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:46, 70 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Well done you! Fed up with the 'Johnny Winter' then?
The answer is 'fuck all' from me I'm afraid. I went camping for the first time in yonks recently. That's the closest to 'new'. How lame. Had a fucking great time though.

Alt: UR bent
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:48, Reply)

I just thought I should make an effort
I doubt I will keep it up. Besides it turns out it doesn't just grant me blues playing powers.

re.alt: takes one to know one
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:49, Reply)

I've had a well 80s day at work.
I've had orders from a Tom O'Connor and a Gary Davis.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:51, Reply)

Do you sell 80s nostalgia
in little bags or something? I think Jeff would be interested
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:53, Reply)

Yes*


*no
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:53, Reply)

Why do you say that?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:20, Reply)

you love the 80s
or at least it seems that way. HOw many times have you posted a link to an 80s TV show? I think it's probably many
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:23, Reply)

Arr, you've got a point.
So I have.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:27, Reply)

I've carefully sculpted my eyebrows and eyelashes
by singing them off while opening the pizza oven door. I look well foxy now.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:51, Reply)

Really? What're you up to later?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:53, Reply)

Grizzly Bear gig.
I think I sort of can't stand them but it's a Tuesday and I've got frazzly eyelashes so fuck it.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:57, Reply)

hey
monty hates things, too, you guys should totally get together
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:59, Reply)

But what if we hate the same stuff?
That would ruin EVERYTHING.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:38, Reply)

sexy

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 17:53, Reply)

are you going to actually style it?
I feel like I need a spa day in my life
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:28, Reply)

Alright K.
You should totally go to your local spa and get yourself some hot spa action.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:29, Reply)

i'm getting some layers cut in and some feathery bits at the front
I don't really know, I just kind of agreed with the hairdresser. I assume she knows what she's doing. I'm kind of scared of middle aged welsh women
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:31, Reply)

I had my hair cut into a bob last week
Blousie said that women 'our age' (she's older than me btw)shouldn't have long hair.
/oldlols
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:33, Reply)

How is Blousie? I've not heard from here in a while.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:38, Reply)

She's fine
Looking well, should be running the world, but one of her elderly cats went for the long sleep last week :(
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:40, Reply)

:-(
I'll drop her a line.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:41, Reply)

She'd like that.

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:44, Reply)

Or at least I would do if I could remember the fucking password to my e-mail account.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:47, Reply)

Have you got it set up to send a text to your mobile phone?
I'm always forgetting my password - I changed them when my twitter account got hijacked by spammers and I can never remember which email account has which password.
Gmail is much easier - I forget, it sends me a text reminding me. I'm screwed if I lose my phone though...
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:50, Reply)

I use gmail for work, and hotmail for general stuff.
I just can't log in to the hotmail account (although I'm signed in to it on my phone).
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:56, Reply)

Hotmail is crap - my account kept locking me out
It's evil.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:57, Reply)

I'm in.
WOO!
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:59, Reply)

Hooray!
Now write to Blousie :)
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 19:00, Reply)

Written to Blousie.
And replied to B3th.

Tell ya, the ladies of OT just love a bit of Jeffy e-mail.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 19:09, Reply)

Oh man, we so do.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 19:10, Reply)

Write to her again please
To pass on my commiserations about either Gilbert or George.

I have a number for BGB but I think she's changed it since.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 19:18, Reply)

Will do TD
I'll also ask her if it's okay for me to gaz you her number.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 19:29, Reply)

Cheers Jeff
She's only 20 miles from me and I feel a bit bad about not staying in touch.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 19:35, Reply)

why not?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:40, Reply)

Dunno
Maybe it's because we're so sexy we need to tone down the sexiness a bit to let the young 'uns have a chance.
/cougarlols
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:41, Reply)

it's only fair after all

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:51, Reply)

I suppose.
What with our superior sexy skills and self confidence.
Not forgetting our abilities to bundle young men into cars.
That and the rohypnol we all get on prescription for our 'insomnia' problems.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 18:59, Reply)

I got my hair cut into an actual grown-up style.
I'm still very excited about this.
I also jazzed up my CV to look all cool and exciting, so it'll stand out from all the other boring CVs.

Alt: Well done. I'm glad to hear you're taking the next step to being a functioning member of society. Permanent job contract, mortgage, pets, shed... You'll be a magistrate before you know it.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 19:07, Reply)

SHED!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 19:09, Reply)

yeah, well I still spent the weekend as a crow.
So is your CV now in pink comic sans?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 19:11, Reply)

Why?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 19:12, Reply)

because pink is bright and cheerful
and comic sans is the champion of fonts
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 19:13, Reply)

CROW.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 19:14, Reply)

well it's one of those things, innit

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 19:14, Reply)

Captain Corvid

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 19:15, Reply)

hahahaha
You don't know how close you are!
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 19:13, Reply)

haha

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 19:13, Reply)

ur all bent
HTH xx
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 19:13, Reply)

Talking to yourself again Dozer?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 19:14, Reply)

No, talking to YOU.
Now shit off.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 19:15, Reply)

DO NOT TRIFLE WITH ME, MORTAL


Evening then, you massive quender. Alright?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 19:16, Reply)

I was alright until you turned up.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 19:17, Reply)

Alright
who's pissed on your chips?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 19:19, Reply)

My back is dodgy this eve,
I have necked some prescription strength cocodamol and waiting for it too hit.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 19:21, Reply)

Codeine is excellent stuff.
Especially when combined with alcohol.

Okay, maybe I *do* have a slight substance abuse problem...
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 19:24, Reply)

Tl; dr.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 19:17, Reply)

Prick off you shithouse.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 19:17, Reply)

My hair is unstylable - being very curly and wiry. My head could star in granny porn
Everything I do is exciting and new. I walk across tarmac carparks and flowers sprout in my wake. I bestow new life with a beneficial stroke of my arm.

Why are you asking?

EDIT - Cricket is shit and I hate it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 19:50, Reply)

i only ask to break up the silence

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 20:15, Reply)

Well it didn't break it for long.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 20:22, Reply)

Wanker.
Veggie wanker.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 20:24, Reply)

Prick.
Leaf-eating prick.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 20:25, Reply)

Start a new thread.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 20:27, Reply)

Done so.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 20:50, Reply)

Dammit.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 20:52, Reply)

You had the chance
Stomp if you wish.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 20:54, Reply)

I found a video of someone looking for Ape Lover's new book.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uv7LwFPp3SY&feature=g-vrec
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 20:47, Reply)

Were you looking for grot at the time?

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 20:48, Reply)

I'll awnser in the new one

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 28 Aug 2012, 20:59, Reply)

Anybody else watching Monty's ex stepmum on the telly?
She looks like Clare Balding's mum.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 28 Aug 2012, 20:47, Reply)