Wonderwalll is easily trumped
Dunno about the violin thing though Gonz, they're a bugger to play and even more difficult to play AND sing with.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:18, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Ladies and gentlemen.
This year's annual 'Captain Placid Not Really Quite Getting the Joke' day is here again.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:19, Reply)

I hope there's some cake

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:20, Reply)

fatty

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:22, Reply)

And 'kittums'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Brain needs more tea

(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:22, Reply)

please can you pour the tea directly in to your brain,
as hopefully that will kill you.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:26, Reply)

"This year's annual" is a bit redundant, isn't it?
Rather like the Captain. Heau heau.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:30, Reply)

Wonderwall is a musical sponge-cake.
Sure, it's a bit dull and boring, but there isn't anyone who _doesn't_ like it, and once you know it, you can make the VIctoria Sponge that is "Time Of Your Life" or the Lemon Drizzle that is Save Tonight (Eagle Eye Cherry). And from there, eventually, you can adapt it into the Rolly Polly Pudding that is Stay (Lisa Loeb).
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:22, Reply)

My dad's second wife
is doing pretty well on 'The Great British Bake Off' at the moment. Are you watching it?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:27, Reply)

I thought your exes mum was on there too?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:28, Reply)

Nah just her.
My ex-stepmother.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:42, Reply)

I always miss that one, what time is it on?
I need to get a video recorder.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:30, Reply)

It was last night about 8ish. iPlayer has it.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:42, Reply)

Sweet, I'll check it out.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:12, Reply)