AltAlt: that bloke who got killed by a javelin
He was a judge for fuck's sakes. If you haven't learnt, in the course of a career spent watching javelins land, to GET OUT OF THE WAY OF THE DAMN JAVELIN then you deserve to die.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:52, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

this^
Fucking plum

Enjoy the footy last night?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:55, Reply)

Sorry mate, absolutely no idea what you're talking about
#RiverinEgypt
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:58, Reply)

I imagine LiC is feeling the same

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:02, Reply)

I actually don't know what you're on about here
After finding out Forest's result I felt strangely disinclined to investigate further
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:03, Reply)

You didn't want to 'rock the boat' eh?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:05, Reply)

We won B3th
And the player we sold to Forest scored their only goal.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Didn't you get gubbed by Swindon last night?
I was only half listening to the news, so I obviously got it wrong.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:20, Reply)

I'm no fucking Stokey you spastic
We beat Yeovil Town 2-4. Admittedly we made hard work of it, but still.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:23, Reply)

That might be what I heard.
It was on the local news report down here. Like I said, I was only half listening.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:24, Reply)

i don't unferstand why he'd gone out to measure it before it landed.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:55, Reply)

He had it in his head where it was going to land

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:56, Reply)

it's been hit cleanly, centre of the bat, got some height, and it sails over the boundary for a clean 6!
The crowd go wild.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:59, Reply)

*golf claps*

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:19, Reply)

maybe he finally got the point


THE POINT
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 9:59, Reply)

I don't get this?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:06, Reply)

this is also funny.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:13, Reply)

I don't want your pity

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:15, Reply)

+ piggy, I waaannt your looove

( Reginald Donkeyfuck, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:24, Reply)