hey mmps, you're an intelligent bloke
how come deceit isn't spelled with a 'p' like receipt?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:07, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

different word root, innit

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:07, Reply)

yeah root is a different word, but i don't see how that is relevant

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:09, Reply)

I just wanted to say, good luck, we're all counting on you.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:10, Reply)

thanks man

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:10, Reply)

hundreds of years ago
when they were planning the english language, they said, oooh, in or around 1970 this twit called quentin will be born, right, well, let's confuse the blue fuck out of him.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:08, Reply)

well they shall be in receit of a strongly worded letter of complaint about their deceipt very shortly

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:10, Reply)

how are you going to deliver that, may i ask?
fao william the conqueror
1066

have you got a time-travelling pigeon?

can i play with him?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:11, Reply)

there's a wormhole at the bottom of my garden
stop being so conceipted
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:12, Reply)

have you been reading 11-22-63?
that was a rabbit hole, though. a wormhole would be harder to fit down.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:17, Reply)

HOW DID YOU GET MY SORTCODE????
hahaha, but yeah not really
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:20, Reply)

I hope the podington peas have been evacuated!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:19, Reply)

they're protected by the birds and the trees

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:21, Reply)

it's dumpea I feel bad for, he'll never make it out in time :(
the fat cunt
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:23, Reply)

i can't remember any of their names
was there a grumpea, a happea or a cuntpea?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:26, Reply)

There was a Pea-do.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:28, Reply)

where did he touch you, monts?
was it on the pods?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:29, Reply)

No it was on the pea-nis :o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:31, Reply)

and the local ho was rumpy pumpea

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:29, Reply)

Also Ray-pea

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:31, Reply)

daisy come from the mangling of it's original name "day's eye"
so named as it shuts its petals in the dark and opens them to light.
those fucking cunts with silly accents in the west country ruined it for the rest of us.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:11, Reply)

wow
i learned something today, got any more facts?
(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:13, Reply)

i am going to be hearing everything with a west cunt-ree accent today
where's jeff when you actually need him?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:16, Reply)

jeff who?

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:19, Reply)

one day the moon will spin out of orbit from the earth, also the reason why days get longer. Cause it slows the earth's rotation, innit.
I feel bad for the folks on moon base 1 :(
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:17, Reply)

i knew that one, i've adopted the clangers just in case

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:18, Reply)

I think they plan to use button moon as a replacement.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:19, Reply)

neil armstrong will be spinning in his urn

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:21, Reply)

Origins are not the only fruit (or something)
Deceit Origin:
Middle English: from Old French, past participle (used as a noun) of deceveir 'deceive'

Receipt Origin:
late Middle English: from Anglo-Norman French receite, from medieval Latin recepta 'received', feminine past participle of Latin recipere. The -p- was inserted in imitation of the Latin spelling
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:15, Reply)

those letter-inserting pricpks

(Quintno EXPERIMENT RUINED CANCELLED, LEFT 4EVER, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 10:15, Reply)