our server got a virus so we've all had to download every bit of antivirus software going and so far results are as follows;
Malc: 5 viruses
Kev: 3 Trojans
Tracey: 2 Trojans
Tristran: 1 "Facebook" virus
Everyone else: None

what ahve these people been doing wrong, psychochomp?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:53, 6 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Browsing shit sites and clicking every email attachment they recieve.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:54, Reply)

porning it up

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:54, Reply)

that's what i thunk
we all know joe looks at porn and escorts online, kev probably clicks every travel email he gets, but i'm sure tracey wouldn't do that
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)

you shouldn't assume that girls don't like porn

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:00, Reply)

but tracey is so lovely, she couldn't possible look at porn
she's felicity kendall's timid sister, i reckon she might just have clicked something she shouldn't have
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:01, Reply)

fuck that, she probably spends all weekend as a pony girl.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:06, Reply)

i hope not, mmps
i really do :(
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:16, Reply)

you're never going to look at her the same.
all you'll see now is her wearing a tail butt plug.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:18, Reply)

i think i'm falling in love with her all over again

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:25, Reply)

get some sugar lumps and hold you hand out flat to her.
it's the only way to be sure.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:28, Reply)

she'll be in on monday
i will, and i'll ask how her play went, she was right proper stressed on tuesday
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:48, Reply)

They are all well bent?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:55, Reply)

did tricky not have any?
I hope he does, he sounds like a right cunt.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)

I hope he has Hep C.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)

I hope his balls explode and fire up his arse and make him vomit his penis out his ears and a dog rapes him

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:58, Reply)

I hope he has a really itchy winkle and it's really sore for ages
and then one day he scratches it and loads of flies and maggots come out. And smelly pus.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:59, Reply)

he spends 20% of his office time with his hands in his pants
i reckon this might have already happened, more than once in fact.

he's had to 'nip to the clinic' twice that i can remember, because he keeps 'tearing his foreskin doing his now-wife upt he arse'
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:00, Reply)

what a total douche.
I hope a lemur rips out his intestines and uses them as a skipping rope.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:01, Reply)

What a fucking scumbag.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:09, Reply)

Sharing is Caring.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 15:09, Reply)

after the last time I didn't think you'd wish that on your worst enemy.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:00, Reply)

Ledgitimatly rapes him, or normal kind?

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 15:08, Reply)

tricky hasn't finished scanning yet, one has just come up for him called 'facebook'
i'll update the results
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)

cheers Q

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:57, Reply)

louise just got a pop-up
i don't think that counts though
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:58, Reply)

she a tranny then?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:58, Reply)

not a very convincing one, no

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:59, Reply)

hows the experiment going?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:01, Reply)

shhhhhhhhhhh..............

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:01, Reply)

gaz me.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:27, Reply)

no u im me

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:47, Reply)

Oh that Kev and his trojan shenanigans

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:07, Reply)

Typical Kev!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:09, Reply)

i'm gonna start calling him kerazy kev!

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:15, Reply)

I know a Kev but he's nowhere near as kerazy as kerazy Kev

( broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:25, Reply)

There are Kevs.
There are crazy Kevs.

And then there's kerazy Kev - the krayziest Kev in Kristendom.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:33, Reply)

kerazy kev's fucked off, no idea where he went
KER-AZY!
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:47, Reply)

That's our Kev! Kerazy to da bone!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:49, Reply)