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Personal new thread for monty
I'm off to the shops to buy Rizzlas, do you want anything?

ha ha ha, it's like i'm really there with you people not on the internet in a different place. Haa, it's fun to confuse situations like that.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:50, 107 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
I have a large collection of gonks which I use to pretend like you're all in the same room as me.
hahahahaha, you lot are mental! you all have such funny hair!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:51, Reply)
Not any more
buzzcut yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:26, Reply)
chirst, okay then sportscow gonk, time for a cut.
your gonk melted a bit cause it was too close to the radiator :(
are you physically disfigured? if not, please melt you face.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:35, Reply)
our server got a virus so we've all had to download every bit of antivirus software going and so far results are as follows;
Malc: 5 viruses
Kev: 3 Trojans
Tracey: 2 Trojans
Tristran: 1 "Facebook" virus
Everyone else: None

what ahve these people been doing wrong, psychochomp?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:53, Reply)
Browsing shit sites and clicking every email attachment they recieve.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:54, Reply)
porning it up

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:54, Reply)
that's what i thunk
we all know joe looks at porn and escorts online, kev probably clicks every travel email he gets, but i'm sure tracey wouldn't do that
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)
you shouldn't assume that girls don't like porn

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:00, Reply)
but tracey is so lovely, she couldn't possible look at porn
she's felicity kendall's timid sister, i reckon she might just have clicked something she shouldn't have
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:01, Reply)
fuck that, she probably spends all weekend as a pony girl.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:06, Reply)
i hope not, mmps
i really do :(
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:16, Reply)
you're never going to look at her the same.
all you'll see now is her wearing a tail butt plug.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:18, Reply)
i think i'm falling in love with her all over again

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:25, Reply)
get some sugar lumps and hold you hand out flat to her.
it's the only way to be sure.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:28, Reply)
she'll be in on monday
i will, and i'll ask how her play went, she was right proper stressed on tuesday
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:48, Reply)
They are all well bent?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:55, Reply)
did tricky not have any?
I hope he does, he sounds like a right cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)
I hope he has Hep C.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)
I hope his balls explode and fire up his arse and make him vomit his penis out his ears and a dog rapes him

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:58, Reply)
I hope he has a really itchy winkle and it's really sore for ages
and then one day he scratches it and loads of flies and maggots come out. And smelly pus.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:59, Reply)
he spends 20% of his office time with his hands in his pants
i reckon this might have already happened, more than once in fact.

he's had to 'nip to the clinic' twice that i can remember, because he keeps 'tearing his foreskin doing his now-wife upt he arse'
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:00, Reply)
what a total douche.
I hope a lemur rips out his intestines and uses them as a skipping rope.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:01, Reply)
What a fucking scumbag.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:09, Reply)
Sharing is Caring.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 15:09, Reply)
after the last time I didn't think you'd wish that on your worst enemy.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:00, Reply)
Ledgitimatly rapes him, or normal kind?

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 15:08, Reply)
tricky hasn't finished scanning yet, one has just come up for him called 'facebook'
i'll update the results
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)
cheers Q

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:57, Reply)
louise just got a pop-up
i don't think that counts though
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:58, Reply)
she a tranny then?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:58, Reply)
not a very convincing one, no

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:59, Reply)
hows the experiment going?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:01, Reply)
shhhhhhhhhhh..............

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:01, Reply)
gaz me.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:27, Reply)
no u im me

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:47, Reply)
Oh that Kev and his trojan shenanigans

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:07, Reply)
Typical Kev!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:09, Reply)
i'm gonna start calling him kerazy kev!

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:15, Reply)
I know a Kev but he's nowhere near as kerazy as kerazy Kev

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:25, Reply)
There are Kevs.
There are crazy Kevs.

And then there's kerazy Kev - the krayziest Kev in Kristendom.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:33, Reply)
kerazy kev's fucked off, no idea where he went
KER-AZY!
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:47, Reply)
That's our Kev! Kerazy to da bone!!!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:49, Reply)
Oh man I totally got some money out and was going to ask you to get me a drink!!!!!
You've effed my shizzle right up, here!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 13:56, Reply)

I've just been to Tesco for some strawberries.
(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:00, Reply)
I'm playing dark souls Chompy, it's fucking frustrating

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:01, Reply)
I've heard it's good but very hard.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:38, Reply)
It's controller breaking hard but you can't stop.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:52, Reply)
MARS BAR.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:02, Reply)
I haven't had a Mars Bar for fucking yonks. I quite fancy one now.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:06, Reply)
Satisfyingly large and chewy.
Reminds me of scat porn.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:10, Reply)
Hmmm, don't fancy one any more.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:11, Reply)
meal's a meal monty

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:12, Reply)
I gonna treat myself to a payday snack this alvo FO REAL.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:15, Reply)
Hav a Twix 2 bruv lols rspct

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:25, Reply)
Get a big box of chocolates, and put a nice bow on it,
Give yourself a little gift. You deserve it champ
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:26, Reply)
Nah, ram some coke up your hooter.
Less fattening.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:30, Reply)
I would fucking LOVE to :(((((((((((

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:32, Reply)
I had a theory that nobody buys Bounty Bars anymore, as you never see people buying them.
But turns out I was wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:32, Reply)
I'm eating a bournville bar at the moment and I forgot how much I love that stuff.
It's dark chocolate, right, but its sweet and nice. I DONT GET IT, how does that work?
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:33, Reply)
They do a mars bar that is just the caramel now with none of the other bit.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:33, Reply)
Surely that would face serious structural issues

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:59, Reply)
Nah', it works, I bet it would be well good kept in the freezer.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Dark chocolate with fucking loads of sugar?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:35, Reply)
I think that's it, can't be sure. It works for me though.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:49, Reply)
it doesn't, it tastes like shite.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:42, Reply)
They are the worst for you of pretty much all those bars, you know.
The fat content is terrifying.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:34, Reply)
Gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

(PsychoChomp, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:44, Reply)
I once saw Nigella make kababs out of them and tinned pineapple that was battered and deep fried.
If a girl made that for me, I'd be all up all over her junk.
(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:50, Reply)
do you have any research we can look at to verify your claims?

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:38, Reply)
If we're talking health food...
menmedia.co.uk/manchestereveningnews/news/s/1587550_the-kebab-with-1800-calories-salford-takeaways-serve-up-fast-food-with-three-times-your-daily-limit-of-salt-and-fat

!6 grams of salt? Wow.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:44, Reply)
I got a facebook thread that is very scientific.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:52, Reply)
Anus

(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:06, Reply)
Mirabilis

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:49, Reply)
I'm BACK!!!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:39, Reply)
I also bought a lottery ticket.
I'd totally buy b3ta if I won the lottery and then laud it over all of you.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:40, Reply)
Who would you ban?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:44, Reply)
anyone who's first post of the day wasn't "Hi PsychoChomp, thanks for buying b3ta, you're the best"

(PsychoChomp, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:52, Reply)
malc's giving up on our lottery bet
he's slowly beginning to realise the odds aren't great
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:46, Reply)
or you could lord it over us
rather than saying nice things about the site.

laud/lôd/
Verb:
Praise highly, esp. in a public context.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:50, Reply)
I'm making a note of your name.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:53, Reply)
As long as it isn't a nought

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Did you get anything exciting?

(I helped save b3ta! SpikeyPickle wishes he was mabazaritchie, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:42, Reply)
Rizzlas, and a lottery ticket.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:43, Reply)
Couple of David Irving books and a 'white power' t shirt.

Same as you.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:51, Reply)
Had hin in the back of the cab once.
Nice bloke.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:52, Reply)
I have only had two evening meals in the last six days.
That's a bit odd isn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:48, Reply)
I quite often have a hot lunch
and then just a sandwich in the evening. Saves having to cook.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:51, Reply)
The prospect of a nice evening meal after my long days keeps me sane.
It just hasn't worked out this week for various reasons.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:56, Reply)
you said you were pissed last night
maybe if you didn't buy booze you'd have food?
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:52, Reply)
I had food but I didn't eat it.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:56, Reply)
pretty sure that's where the problem is then

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:58, Reply)
I reckon so.
Thanks Q!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 15:02, Reply)
np, bbz

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 15:03, Reply)
that was your first mistake.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 15:10, Reply)
Spoilsport.
Food gives you cancer.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:56, Reply)
You know what really causes cancer? uncontrolled division of abnormal cells , apparently.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:59, Reply)
Not for a povvo, no.

(I helped save b3ta! SteveFrench Cardio is for homo's. do you even lift bro?, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 14:57, Reply)
I had my lunch today in liquid form
it made me happy and sad at the same time.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 31 Aug 2012, 15:00, Reply)
Did you have a gin-cry on the stairs afterwards?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 15:04, Reply)
Nope
but the day is still young for a good ol' gin-cry.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 31 Aug 2012, 15:06, Reply)
It's sunny it's friday and most people have just been paid.
I expect gin tears to be flooding the streets by 10:30pm.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 15:11, Reply)
I always find it highly entertaining watching people get all emotional when drinking gin.
I only really have it when I'm somewhere sunny, so that rules out drinking it in this country.
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Fri 31 Aug 2012, 15:15, Reply)
It's fucking pissing down here
You southern woofters.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 31 Aug 2012, 15:18, Reply)
Is this thread ok for you Monty?
You don't want a new one yet?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Fri 31 Aug 2012, 15:06, Reply)
I'm thinking about it.
I'll let you know.

Thanks pal!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 15:07, Reply)
I'm reading this,
www.27bslash6.com/hatemail.html
(PsychoChomp, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Neither comes out of that little exchange well if you ask me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 31 Aug 2012, 16:04, Reply)

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