My daughter had her first day of school yesterday.
I wasn't even allowed to ask her how it went on the phone. This shit is breaking my heart.

I was so bored throughout school they barely knew I was there. I just used to sit there loathing everyone and waiting to go home. They tried all sorts of things to engage me (put me up a year, put me on an 'able pupil enrichment scheme') but all failed miserably, most of the stuff I've learnt has been achieved through my own private reading. The other boys were on the whole cunts, the best thing was the mental old staff of sadists, creepy nutjobs and abject failures none of whom would be allowed to teach nowadays. They were fucking hilarious.

Alt: I. WANT. TO. SEE. MY. KID. of the past six weekends, I've seen her on TWO.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 8:46, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Why didn't you just turn up at her house?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 8:53, Reply)

It's a second floor flat.
I'd have been buzzing at the door and been told over the intercom to fuck off and that would have been that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 8:55, Reply)

ladders

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:08, Reply)

snakes?

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:14, Reply)

on a plain!

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:31, Reply)

Why does she hate you so much?
Did you shart on her mother or something?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:09, Reply)

I broke up with her when she was pregnant. This is the root of it all.
And she thinks I have loads of money which I'm not giving her, simply to spite her.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:10, Reply)

Ahhh, I see
Surely it is laughable that you have cash, given your current woes, non?
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:11, Reply)

It's properly insane.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:25, Reply)

i saw a video online last night of apparently a mother and a daughter and a man
i don't think they were really mother and daughter, at least i hope not
(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:11, Reply)

How many cups were involved?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:14, Reply)

2 Bs and 2 Es

(Quinton had to abandon other account as i broke it, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:16, Reply)

Was it the pizza boy one? 'cus I think you might be getting confused, in real life they were mother and daughter, but in the program the younger one was the baby sitter, so that was alright.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:37, Reply)

I'm not being sarcastic here, I'm just air-practicing for when my violin comes.
I have no idea how playing a violin relates to someone saying a sad story... just that when I was at school, whenever someone was GUTTED, someone would break out the air violin
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:40, Reply)

That is awful.
My daughter started last year and it's a special occasion - it's cruel that you couldn't be a part of that.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 10:23, Reply)