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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Alt: Back at work after a three-day birthday weekendHow much more fucked up can you get?
Seriously, I'm asking. Go nuts.
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My 21st was a 5 day marathonInvolving about 8 hours sober
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:17,
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You could have got all your alternative earrings mixed up(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:17,
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THEY'RE CALLED 'FLESH TUNNELS'(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:32,
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You have the keys to to the city of there.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:36,
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You are the lord mayor of there.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:36,
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That's an extra two guys at once, that's almost a potentially 50% increase in profits per hour a bloke could have.All you'd have to do is pretend you're watching a really fast tennis match.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:53,
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you think that's bad you gormless worm?this is my first full week in 2 months, i can't believe it's only tuesday :(((
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I quite like "gormless worm", you get pointsSwap the initials and you nearly get another b3tan famed for hissy fits. + gorm.
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I was gutted that no-one wished me happy birthday by carving the words into the side of a passing cow(, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:23, Reply)
Those cows are quicker than they lookAlso, happy bidet
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 9:25,
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To achieve victory in this wager you must prove yourself to be less sane than you were yesterdayGood luck
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