Buying a frozen one from Waitrose is NOT the same as a rod and line.
Morning Aa, how's you? Got your bash pants prepared?
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:45, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

When and where is September mega bash?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:48, Reply)

If only there was like a calendar section on here or something.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:53, Reply)

Lol, I'm already signed up

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:54, Reply)

You won't turn up you bent liar. More's the pity.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:54, Reply)

You never know your lucky Boyce me old mucka*
* prob don't get your hopes up too much
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:01, Reply)

Anyone would think that you didn't want your wife to find out that you spend all day talking to a bunch of idiots on the internet instead of working.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:03, Reply)

No*
*yes
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:06, Reply)

Go on, son. It'll be a good lark.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:03, Reply)

I will genuinely see what I can do

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:06, Reply)

Is the answer:
Nothing, Mrs Ape rules with a rod of iron?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:07, Reply)

Are you suggesting Mrs Ape has some kind of medieval dildo she uses to discipline Nakers?
ARE YOU?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:11, Reply)

Precisely that, yes.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:13, Reply)

We're going for a curry late afternoon
so you could pop over for that if not for the MECHA-LASHUP?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:10, Reply)

Dear Monty,
I would very much like to eat some curry at around 5.30pm on this date, possibly with some like-minded 'world' music fans.
Please can you fix it for me for this to come true?

Yours,
tangledupinblue

PS See you at WOMAD
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:16, Reply)

SEE YOU THERE!!!!!!!!!
Me and my 'African drumming circle' pals cannot wait to meet you at last.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:37, Reply)

Morning Pookie
Aye, still got a while to wait though, I'm hoping to shift at least one of my chins before it, so there won't be as many photos like this afterwards.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 4 Sep 2012, 11:51, Reply)

Fat cunt. Go on a Rachelswipe starvation diet and die.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 4 Sep 2012, 12:09, Reply)