i like pub beer gardens in the sunshine
and being anywhere near the sea. preferably a warm turquoise one with white sand, chilled towels and hot waiters bringing cocktails, but i can get on board with moody stormtossed waters too. i have never raped anyone, but i have just once experienced sex that was so inept that rape would have been more satisfying.

alt: nobody with a braincell.

altalt: yes, i have a litre of chilled evian and a peanut-flavoured meal replacement bar. delicious AND nutritious.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:12, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

oh swipe, you and your rape fantasies!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:14, Reply)

i can't even be mad budgie lady any more
the silly thing only went and died yesterday :((
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:15, Reply)

poor little blighter. spent it's entire life with empty wine bottles crashing against the cage
and losing its feathers from being screamed at every day :(
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:16, Reply)

wine is for pussies
we like VODKA
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:17, Reply)

we? oh swipey :(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:19, Reply)

That's why she clashes with chompy so much

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:18, Reply)

all she wants is to rape chompy, is that so much to ask?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:22, Reply)

now hang on
there's rape fantasies and then there's bespectacled moonfaced penpushers. what kind of sick individual do you think i am?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:38, Reply)

the kind that get shat on after sex?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:39, Reply)

hang on, i thought we all learned yesterday
that it's not OK to refer to something in my public profile for purposes of poking and/or lol-arity.

i'm just going to have to go to the mods now. sorry, but you've brought it on yourself.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:40, Reply)

there are no shitcunt mods on OT
THERE IS NO LAW HERE, IT'S CHAOS MAN!!!
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:42, Reply)

whoah there, b3th aint no shitcunt
more of a fat heifer
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:51, Reply)

b3th is your mod?
hahahahaha, fucking hell.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 11:56, Reply)

She has the amazing skillzorz of editing offending posts and that's it, she has to go get celebrity paedo Scaryduck to administer vicious bannings

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:01, Reply)

OI! Fuckwit.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 5 Sep 2012, 12:01, Reply)