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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 8:48, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
This was the body cavity search by Big Dave at Heathrow, wasn't it?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 8:53, Reply)
They both enjoyed that.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 8:56, Reply)
I did once nearly get nabbed sneaking some hash into Greece.
On a school trip.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:02, Reply)
define nearly, surely you either did or didn't.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:12, Reply)
Chap was going through my stuff,
got to my bathroom bag where the hash was and opened it, when he was called away and stopped searching. The end.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:21, Reply)
Good job you had many changes of pants

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:21, Reply)
Quite so.
It was a close call - one of several in my life. I've been really fucking lucky.

*tempts fate*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:22, Reply)
*is firmly of the opinion that to tempt anything you have to actually have something tempting and given that Monty has nothing at all there will be no tempting going on here*

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:25, Reply)
Also, surely if something is fated, it is going happen anyway, temptation or otherwise?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:27, Reply)
*thinks tangles is correct in this and that Monty has not adequately thought his comments through*

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:31, Reply)
*cries at being out-thought by two mongols off the internet*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:45, Reply)
Dutch Schteve at Schippol is much worse
he doesn't use his hands.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:05, Reply)
Not always
Many's a time I've sampled some rare herbs and then can't sleep to save my fucking life. Mainly because of all the "brilliant" ideas that I have.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:01, Reply)
Weed is no good but some good old mongy black hash always knocks me out.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:02, Reply)
Ah, fair point
I've not had any of the brown stuff for SO long. It's all green these days. And green of varying qualities...not always decent.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:03, Reply)
you know, I remember when that green was all fields.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:05, Reply)
I remember when you could buy a teenth of brown, half ounce of GV, packet of big skins
and STILL have change for a 5 pack of Mars bars and a strawberry Yazoo.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:06, Reply)
those were the days.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:09, Reply)
I can't remember how much money I had to begin with
Cause...you know...I was off my tits.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:11, Reply)
Aye lad.
*leans on gatepost and looks wistfully into the middle distance with a colliery brass band playing in t'background*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:11, Reply)
*realises gatepost is a decorative bong*

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:12, Reply)
*wonders how long it will take for Monty to go into a mad rage over the use of stars*

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:13, Reply)
*about now*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:17, Reply)
*goes into a mad rage*

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:18, Reply)
*laughs out loud*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:19, Reply)
*imagines that all the actions described within the stars are actually taking place*

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:21, Reply)


(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:24, Reply)


(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:26, Reply)
*slaps bass*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:33, Reply)
Posting this pic is basically going to get a click off me every single time, for ever.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:44, Reply)

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