My plane crashed and i died a horrible agonising death being burnt alive.
I couldn't get out of my seat to escape as I was jammed in by a big fat person. I watched as the fat boiled from their flesh before the flames engulfed me.
I'm alright now though.

I sleep fine, so I can't be of much help. Sorry. Maybe try bashing your skull against the wall a few times.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:52, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

It's character building stuff, alright.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:56, Reply)

I like to dream I'm a horse and bon jovi feeds me sugar lumps.
he strokes my mane and tells me I'm a good horse.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Cor! Wouldn't that be something?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:58, Reply)

It sure would!
I always wake up with a raging hard on after those dreams.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:59, Reply)

A steel horse?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:59, Reply)

no, he bought me fairly.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:00, Reply)

You've been to Tenerife?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 9:58, Reply)