all your mums gunts join together like a super gunt
that looks and smells like the shit daemon from dogma.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:18, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

The veins rippling across your mum's kippery gunt
make it look like an Ordnance Survey map of Norfolk's canal system.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:20, Reply)

your mum's gunt is the most popular pothole destination in the west country.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:21, Reply)

Your mum's gunt has dripping stalactites in it which are regarded as a wonder of the natural world.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:25, Reply)

the greenish cheese substance that froths from your mum's gunt
is now considered a unique product by the EU.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:26, Reply)

OK you win.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:27, Reply)

I enjoyed that monty, let's do it again sometime.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:29, Reply)

Absolutely
I've not had a decent gunt-off in, oh, must be weeks now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:34, Reply)

I heard your mum likes to suck his mum's stalactites until they give off their tasty discharge

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:27, Reply)

your mum's gunt is so large it has its own postcode.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Your mum's gunt has a lost tribe of shitty pygmies living in it, surviving off the late that oozes from her pours and the herds of amphibious scaley rats that have evolved there. Also Vanessa celts is in there masterbating with a stuffed cat
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:23, Reply)

"A SHIT DEMON!"

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 10:24, Reply)