I built a spliff last night man, innit.
Unfortunately I am potless in both senses so this isn't even true :o(

Making up drug lies on the internet. Oh Monty, how did things come to this?

I found out last night that my ex has had one of her benefits stopped. Whilst this is in some ways lol it is mainly bad news. She's been enough of a cunt about money as it is. This won't help.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:06, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

This is the worst drugs lie ever

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:08, Reply)

have you tried man the fuck up and getting a proper job?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:08, Reply)

Yes.
Actually even if I got a job today with double my salary my creditors would get it all so it'd make zero day-to-day difference.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:08, Reply)

and how did that work out?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:09, Reply)

I got offered chairmanship of ICI
but I turned it down because I didn't like the chairs.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:10, Reply)

have you tried killing yourself and not being a whiney little prick?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:10, Reply)

I couldn't even do that right.
:o(((((((((((((
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:11, Reply)

fucking hell, no wonder she left you for battered.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:11, Reply)

What can I say, my mum's fickle like that.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:12, Reply)

she must have a dwarf fetish.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Dopey

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:14, Reply)

haha! yeah and battered is prick.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:15, Reply)

They are shit
there is no lumber support.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:10, Reply)

That's what I told them.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:11, Reply)

For the lols
ls gs
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:14, Reply)

He had no money so he came to an agreement with his creditors

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:10, Reply)

the creditors suggested he be a smelly tramp?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:11, Reply)

No - ha! That was my idea ACTUALLY.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:12, Reply)

well played.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:12, Reply)

Have you had your court thing yet?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:09, Reply)

Not yet: hoping to file my proposed amended court order within the next fortnight.
It's a slow business.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:10, Reply)

Best of luck with that.

(Bazongaloid, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:11, Reply)

Thank you

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:13, Reply)

Morning Monty.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:15, Reply)

It certainly is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 11:15, Reply)