No jokes, I'm terrible at them. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
Gossip wise? um. Um. I'm considering going blonde for summer. never had blonde hair before.

I had vegetable thai salad for lunch. was good thanks.

Now I'm sitting in my pants and old teeshirt pouring over my textbooks...hoping I don't fail tomorrow!
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:40, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

What was in your vegetable thai salad?

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:42, Reply)

THAI VEGETABLES YOU FUCKING IDIOT.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:45, Reply)

capsicum, brocolini, cucumber, bean sprouts, chilli, noodles, garlic, cashews and onions. And coriander.
Why?
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:45, Reply)

It sounded nice
OK?!
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Vegetables, stoopid.
She doesn't live in the North West, not all salads are chips.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:46, Reply)

Good job I dont either then

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:48, Reply)

East. Soz.
Pedant Geordies.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:50, Reply)

Pedant Mackems please

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:52, Reply)

Haha. I thought you might be.
I recall that you travel to work on the Newcastle "underground"?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:53, Reply)

I do indeed
Hence my 20 min delay this morning due to "A metro on the line"

Well, duurrr.
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:53, Reply)

"The Metro links NewcastleGateshead with the rest of Tyne and Wear and has been rated as one of the UK's most efficient rapid transport systems."

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:56, Reply)

+but not by its passengers
It's hardly as complicated as the London Underground, yet trains are cancelled/stopped far too often
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:58, Reply)

I was surprised how big the line is. How long does it take to get from the Airport to, say, Tynemouth?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:59, Reply)

It's about 2 mins per stop
Airport to South Gosforth is about 20 mins then another 20 to Tynemouth after changing Metro
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:14, Reply)

Carrots and shoelaces

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:47, Reply)

this is VERY witty

(PsychoChomp, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:59, Reply)

it's really not.

(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:00, Reply)

I see.
Tie salad. Stick a knot in it, PC.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:00, Reply)

'Poring', dear.
Unless you mean you're urinating on your books. Which would explain the 'pants' and the 'outside' bits I suppose.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:45, Reply)

Boring, dear.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:47, Reply)

Whoring, queer.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:49, Reply)

Scouting, for Girls.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:57, Reply)

Or unless she's melting.
It's quite hot in upsidedown land
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:48, Reply)

it's not that hot yet.
only 18 degrees today. Tuesday was amazing. 24, sunny. Ahh. Spring. Can't wait for summer.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:59, Reply)

No. Poring. I'm tired. Thinking about chemistry more than English at this point.
I'm not one for urinating on things that stress me out. I am not a puppy.
(Poppet some assembly required., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:58, Reply)