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Fuck it's boring on here today.Got any jokes? Got any gossip?
Got a good lunch you work-shy lazy fucks?
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Kroney, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:21,
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Bob Holness played bass for Blaggers ITA.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:22,
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I remember Blaggers ITAI liked "Oxygen". That was a good song.
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Kroney, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:23,
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Famine Queen is also good.I understand they're still going, in fact. I'm pretty sure they played some punk festivals this year.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:50,
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:02,
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Really?I've not been able to find a copy of that album for any price.
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Kroney, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:03,
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:05,
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No, I'm being a superb bully.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:16,
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Debatable.Obsessive repetitive whinging and crossouts is hardly Gripper Stebson territory.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:52,
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Cock off shitnose.Alright bag.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:57,
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There was no louise after allI'm beginning to doubt whether Quinton was called Gary in real life as well. This is well upsetting
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:25,
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It's a shame he's been stepped.I used to enjoy his office updates, even if they were entirely made up.
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Kroney, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:26,
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OMG STOP RUINING THE DREAMit's like I too was part of the A team with trick and malc and gary and louise and some bird from accounts
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:29,
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*pours one out for fallen homie trickie*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:34,
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I liked Jackie BigTits the best(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:36,
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\o/and his raggedy old MILF
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:37,
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You'd think if you were going to spend cash on gold teeth you would buy straight ones(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:39,
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I don't get the gold teeth thing.It just looks like they're in an advanced state of decay.
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Kroney, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:42,
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No wonder I always end up with hoodratsinstead of those fly bitches
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Kroney, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:51,
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BUT WHOSE TATTOO WAS THAT??(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:31,
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IFUCKINGWELLNOEhow am I supposed to put any credance into anything written on these boards ever again
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:37,
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he'll always be a racist though(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:29,
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Nah he supports Obama now, so it's ok.He gave a very good speach last night.
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why couldn't Hess be rehabilitated like that(
Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:36,
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I sure have:1. You're a sex tourist
2. Ken Hom is a sex tourist
3. YOU ARE KEN HOM
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:31,
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Oh very good.'Chineess food doesn't have to be greasy. If it gets dry, just add a liddle rice-wine'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:34,
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I have tried rice wine. I have a bottle of it at home.It doesn't matter whether it's room temperature or chilled, that stuff is fucking filthy.
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Kroney, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:52,
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Have you ever had Ice Wine? That stuff is amazing.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:00,
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Yes.Canadian ice wine is excellent.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:02,
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hahaha!101 Ways to Wok your Dog
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:33,
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I heard that 'A Vagabond' poster was a fucking spastic.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:33,
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I agree.You know your meat, help me make a decision
www.bembrasilrestaurants.com/menu.php
would you go for lunch, lower selection of meat for £17.50
or dinner loadsa meat but £25
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Is this a rhetorical question?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:37,
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See that's true, but most of the meats I'm looking forward to are on both menus.The exceptions are pork ribs, Chilli Beef, and Prime Brazilian Pork Sausage. Can I eat £7.50 worth of those three...
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Of courseYou are an internet fatty
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:40,
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You will find yourself disappointingly full much quicker than you'd like.It's gutting.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:42,
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I'd actually go for lunch as I am skint-o.Lusty took me to a similar place for my birthday two years ago - I'm sorry to say that it wasn't as good as I'd hoped. Different firm though, this one might well be great.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:41,
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I'm pushing towards lunch, but I also have a feeling that it might wipe out the rest of the day.(, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:44, Reply)
Definitely factor in a lie down for a bit afterwards.I went for lunch but I bounced back in late afternoon through the magic of DRUGGES.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:45,
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This is no longer rumour, it has passed into accepted wisdom.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:35,
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My friend Gav died from heartburn today.I can't believe Gaviscon.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:35,
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I heard a joke once:Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life is harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening world. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. The great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor... I am Pagliacci." Good joke. Everybody laugh. Roll on snare drum. Curtains.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:40,
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If there's one thing I like in my jokesit's an ironic observation on the futility of man.
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Kroney, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 12:50,
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Proably a heart attack thenHTH
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:07,
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I had Scotch broth and some crackers.Not my best joke, I must admit.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:02,
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My lunch today is an appleMmmm, fasting.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:03,
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I had a ham sandwich with ham(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:07,
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I hope they have a ding dong when it is(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:06,
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I think they have a super hard pray then blow up an american embassy.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:08,
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CALL HIM AND HE WILL COME... BEST LEAVE IT A WEEK EH
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:11,
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you know he's reading all this and wanking himself silly at all the attentionwhy do you want to turn him on so bad, why?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:13,
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Highest suicide rate of all the Scandinavian countries, actually. (
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:16,
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Probably to do with the price of beer(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:18,
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yeah but he's the truth fairy innit.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:14,
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They are all dead!dead!
DEAD!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:14,
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My voilin just arrived ! But the trouble is, when I tune it, the pegs just go back to however they were before, it's not holding. If I keep holding them they're perfect though.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:12,
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use a claw hammer to tune it for the first time.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:15,
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I know they are tuned in 5ths(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:16,
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I don't know where I'd get one of those =(I masturbate like a bear fishing for salmon with it's claw, is that close enough?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:41,
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Ace ! Thanks !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:41,
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Chicks dig thoughtful violin playingbet that crack whore from the pizza place would wank you off gratis just by you showing your instrument of passion to her like next time your down there
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Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:19,
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You have to push them in once you have tuned them to the correct pitch.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:30,
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Ahhhhhhh, sweet. I'll try that later(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:41,
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OH MAN, I CAN PLAY NOTES NOW !(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:53,
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When you are bowing, try to aim your bowing hand towards your nose.That will help your to keep straight.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:04,
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yes, but we had a good meltdown earlier in the week, that's more interesting than it's been for monthsyes
alt: mmmm, 125 cal peanut bar and 1 litre of evian again for me.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:12,
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knock knock(
glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:18,
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how many times eely, use the bell.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:29,
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THATS WHAT HE SAID(
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Forgotten your key again? Oh YOU!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:34,
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It's the police coming to tell me my parents have been murdered.:(
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No jokes, I'm terrible at them. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?Gossip wise? um. Um. I'm considering going blonde for summer. never had blonde hair before.
I had vegetable thai salad for lunch. was good thanks.
Now I'm sitting in my pants and old teeshirt pouring over my textbooks...hoping I don't fail tomorrow!
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What was in your vegetable thai salad?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:42,
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THAI VEGETABLES YOU FUCKING IDIOT.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:45,
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capsicum, brocolini, cucumber, bean sprouts, chilli, noodles, garlic, cashews and onions. And coriander.Why?
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Vegetables, stoopid. She doesn't live in the North West, not all salads are chips.
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Good job I dont either then(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:48,
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Haha. I thought you might be. I recall that you travel to work on the Newcastle "underground"?
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I do indeedHence my 20 min delay this morning due to "A metro on the line"
Well, duurrr.
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:53,
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"The Metro links NewcastleGateshead with the rest of Tyne and Wear and has been rated as one of the UK's most efficient rapid transport systems." (, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:56, Reply)
+but not by its passengersIt's hardly as complicated as the London Underground, yet trains are cancelled/stopped far too often
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:58,
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I was surprised how big the line is. How long does it take to get from the Airport to, say, Tynemouth? (, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:59, Reply)
It's about 2 mins per stopAirport to South Gosforth is about 20 mins then another 20 to Tynemouth after changing Metro
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:14,
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'Poring', dear. Unless you mean you're urinating on your books. Which would explain the 'pants' and the 'outside' bits I suppose.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:45,
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Or unless she's melting.It's quite hot in upsidedown land
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Thu 6 Sep 2012, 13:48,
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it's not that hot yet.only 18 degrees today. Tuesday was amazing. 24, sunny. Ahh. Spring. Can't wait for summer.
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No. Poring. I'm tired. Thinking about chemistry more than English at this point.I'm not one for urinating on things that stress me out. I am not a puppy.
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nope, Beans on toast. I have a cold, send drugs.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 6 Sep 2012, 14:00,
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