2 days of BBQ, Capt?
You might want to spend Friday tonight reinforcing your lavatory.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:49, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Nah mon, it used to slurry by the bucket load

( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:50, Reply)

He should reinforce it by raping it and then laughing as it commits suicide

(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:53, Reply)

Nah' man, the jack russel's body would simply shut down and lock it all out, if it was ledgitimate anyway.
You know what, thinking about it, let's say it's true, that a women's body simply "shuts down" and "Locks it out", HOW THE HELL IS THAT BETTER? You're forcing someone to, in your own words, by very definition, go into a state that is akin to death.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:57, Reply)

He's basically saying that the body carries out it's own abortion. Which he is against.
so actually a women who gets raped is forever damned as a murderer for not getting pregnant.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:03, Reply)

If we're really lucky
someone will explain it like that to him, and the internal right wing pseudomoralistic turmoil will cause him to explode.

but we won't be lucky.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:05, Reply)

Yeah, 'cause if they do get knocked up then they are a single mother who's a drain on the state
and shouldn't have been such a filthy slut.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:10, Reply)

Ducks rape each other all the time and they seem happy enough

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:15, Reply)

A lot of ducks commit suicide.
True fact. And one that puts a bi old grin on Captain Placid's face.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Poor old mrs puddleduck :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Slurry.
The best of all the BBQ sauces. It's the unctuous stickiness that I love.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:54, Reply)

BBQ meats will be interspersed with (some) vegetable input
I'm sure I will be advised* about my BBQ intake by my girlfriend. The vegetable intake may be forced on me but she only has my best interests at heart.
Killjoy.

*Nagged shitless
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 9:58, Reply)

you're saying your girlfriend forces vegetables into you?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:03, Reply)

It's consensual
Mostly
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:06, Reply)

the Assange defence.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 10:08, Reply)