Where's my fucking pint?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:16, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

patience my pet

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:16, Reply)

I won't even fucking bother asking
I'll get filthy pink shit again if I get anything.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:20, Reply)

hahaha i had forgotten about bristol
didn't we even make you go and get a round of it?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:22, Reply)

Yeah, you pulled round rank on me.

( Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:23, Reply)

i blame berk

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:24, Reply)

Why? It was your fucking idea in the first place

( Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:28, Reply)

why does that mean i can't blame someone else?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:29, Reply)

Caution: Lawyer at Work

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:38, Reply)

It's because you're not lovely to her.
Like what I am.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:22, Reply)

HAHA!
You must be gutted, she professes to like you and yet she won't get you a drink, but me, whom she actively despises, she'll fill up with beer until the cows come home.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:22, Reply)

She goes out of her way to give me the worst hangovers in the universe.
It's more of a love/hate thing, really. I should probably marry her.
( Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:23, Reply)

hang on
when did i EVER profess to like him?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:24, Reply)

Last night when I was disappointing you again

( Kroney, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:34, Reply)

ssssh
don't spill the details of our sordid association like semen on a duvet
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 7 Sep 2012, 12:36, Reply)