Saturday Night Shut-in Party!
Bring your own sense of inevitable lonely death.

Also: how are we all today? Enjoying the sunshine?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Sep 2012, 21:52, 47 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Flicking between work, b3ta and crickety stuff.
I once had a dream in which I died at 57.

That means you've got to put up with me for 13 more years.

EDIT - as your also - yes. Had a two hour gap today and spent it sitting on Ilkley Moor in the deck chair I keep in the boot for such contingiencies.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 22:03, Reply)

But did you have a hat?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 7:45, Reply)

Not much of a party this, eh?

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 22:13, Reply)

I'd like a sausage roll now please
And a bit of tinned pineapple on a stick.

Maybe some music? (Not you "DJ" Plumdozer, thanks.)
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 22:19, Reply)

Look b3th, it was very nice of you to invite me
But I think I forgot to feed the cat so I think I'd best be off.

I'm sure other people will come and it'll be a good party.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 22:27, Reply)

Right, I'm off then - there's the minicab outside.
I like the way you've done the walls. Who else did you invite?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 22:35, Reply)

Sorry
had to go do 'stuff' and forgot I started this thread.

Man, this is a cool party, huh?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Sep 2012, 22:37, Reply)

I'm not turning this Toyota around.
Going to bed.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 22:40, Reply)

Wotcha your Modness.
Been a good day so far, doing fartherly stuff.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Sep 2012, 22:40, Reply)

I was about to go to bed after getting out of the minicab from b3ths crap party
CQ! You Ok?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 22:43, Reply)

Fine thanks TD, how's yourself?

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Sep 2012, 22:45, Reply)

Bedtime
But good to see you around this little orbit again.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 22:53, Reply)

Well I doubt it will be regular, or frequent
but good to 'see' you mate.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Sep 2012, 22:54, Reply)

I'm not here too often
But do you not think that when I am I'll engage with people like you rather than the bell-ends and the bell-end lickers?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 23:02, Reply)

I'm sure I trust your taste mate. :)
There are, however, no people like me. :P
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Sep 2012, 23:05, Reply)

That's as you feel it
I used to enjoy your presence, your wit and your humanity.

Ask yourself if those who drove you out have any degree of the above.

Now it really is bedtime and I'll prove it below.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 23:11, Reply)

No disagreement old bean, none at all
Liked talking to you, and others, too.

At the end of the day being here was doing me harm and others little good. as and when I develop a thicker skin, or a more level head I may be back more.

Bedtime for me too I think, night all. tits!
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Sep 2012, 23:15, Reply)

Oh, fuck you, twatface!
And don't think I didn't notice you sneaking that bottle out under your coat.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Sep 2012, 22:50, Reply)

It was your Domestos
Look, I'm sorry....I just needed a drink, right?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 22:58, Reply)

Is that different to doing nearby stuff?
So, this is a surprise. To what do we owe the honour?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Sep 2012, 22:51, Reply)

no, no, all very local, well, we've been to Peckham and Deptford....
I dunno, thought I'd say hi, I can bugger off agin if you like.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Sep 2012, 22:53, Reply)

Nah, you might as well stay.
It's all /talk around here these days. It's quite scary.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Sep 2012, 22:55, Reply)

Meh, talk were no worse than here last I looked, can't see it making a big difference.
besides it's kinda dead tonight.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Sep 2012, 22:56, Reply)

I think people are 'out'
in 'public' having 'fun' with 'friends'.

I'm playing on illustrator and working on a big project.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Sep 2012, 22:58, Reply)

Well this is one of my 'being a dad' weekends.
this time next week I shall be doing similar.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Sep 2012, 23:02, Reply)

BITCHES

(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 23:05, Reply)

BOBBY!
*does running hug thing where my legs end up around your waist*
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Sep 2012, 23:06, Reply)

WaGwan, you back for good then? awesome
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 23:08, Reply)

Nah, just popping my head 'round the door when the cunt quotient is low. :)

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Sep 2012, 23:09, Reply)

must admit Im not on as much these days, what's new?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 23:15, Reply)

Too true mate.
Not a lot, life generally good, off to bed now.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Sat 8 Sep 2012, 23:16, Reply)

'sup, Bobs?
Did your team get their arses handed to them?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Sep 2012, 23:07, Reply)

nah, international weekend innit. Wotcha?
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 23:08, Reply)

Oh, that's right.
We started our World Cup campaign off in stellar style, being able to just about hold Serbia to a no-score draw.

I should probably volunteer my own services. I could hardly be any worse than what they've already got.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Sep 2012, 23:10, Reply)

Scottish footall is pointless.
(ThunderCuntThePendejo officially less shit than NakedApe, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 23:15, Reply)

Your face is pointless.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Sep 2012, 23:15, Reply)

alright bummoes?
I have worked on my house all day.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 23:09, Reply)

This is a wendy house in the garden, isn't it?
Evening Doze.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Sep 2012, 23:11, Reply)

no.
Revealing the original mosaic tiled floor and the original balustrade. A chunk of wall came off, but I need the hall plastering anyway. Stripping paint as well, so mega dusty.

I need to start preparing for my next gig as well, records to sort.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 23:15, Reply)

Is it a Minton floor?
When does your house date from?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Sep 2012, 23:16, Reply)

1900 or so.
Victorian terrace. Restoring the wooden floor in the lounge too.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 23:22, Reply)

TITS!
CQ - get back more often.

XX
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 23:12, Reply)

I hate going to family parties
Yet more so when it's not even my family. Please, kill me now. It'd be an act of mercy.
(berk, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 23:19, Reply)

Sneak off to the loo and climb out the bathroom window.
No-one will notice you've gone.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Sep 2012, 23:20, Reply)

I made a phone call last time I went for a wee
I had the mother in law banging on all the cubicle doors after 15 minutes to see if I was ill.
(berk, Sat 8 Sep 2012, 23:27, Reply)

So, without wanting to interfere in what is obviously your own business...
this boy who won't go on a fully-paid holiday for a frankly spurious reason, is making you spend an evening being harassed by his (quite pushy by the sounds of it) relatives?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Sat 8 Sep 2012, 23:30, Reply)

I can't see this ending well.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sun 9 Sep 2012, 0:01, Reply)