Dear Deidre
My neighbour has an 18 year old daughter who is very well blessed. If you know what I mean. She was in the garden sunbathing topless at the weekend and I found my self at my bedroom window relaxing like only a gentleman can.

I noticed out of the corner of my eye that my partner was standing behind me, staring at me with her arms folded.

Is she a pervert?

Yours, Stunned.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:53, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

lols

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:53, Reply)

I think we can get a Deirdre's photo casebook out of this one.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:56, Reply)

You want a picture ot Stunned approaching the vinegars?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:57, Reply)

I haven't got a picture of that.
But I do have several short pieces of video.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:58, Reply)

Look of concentration, a bit like a gurning chimp, tongue slightly poking out of one corner of your mouth, eyes slightly crossed?
seen em.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:00, Reply)

EXACTLY like a gurning chimp.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:02, Reply)

You want to see stunned in a bra and thong?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:57, Reply)

I refer the honourable gentleman to the response I made some moments ago.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:59, Reply)

Who doesn't?
He's a hottie.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:59, Reply)

Dear Deidrie
I have a problem that I think it will be impossible for you to crowbar a bint in underwear into the 3-frame photoshot storyboard of. Am I wasting my fucking time with you?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 11:56, Reply)

Of course not

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:15, Reply)

I can't read the text, tangles .. :(

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:33, Reply)

Yeah, the original picture was massive, so I made it smaller.
Let's just pretend that it was well lol.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:41, Reply)

Dear Deidre
I've already murdered 4 women in the town where I live, and I have a totally uncontrollable urge to kill again.
My mechanic gave me a quote for some work on my car and I'm worried because it seems a little high. How can I know whether or not to trust him?

Love, TH x
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:11, Reply)

We watched Shame last night with Michael bloody Fassbender in it.
It's all art and shit, but happily features a lot of topless women and shagging.

He wanks a lot in it, though, sadly, but Mrs V was very pleased about this.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 10 Sep 2012, 12:12, Reply)