it's easy, you just make your mind up before hand if they're guilty or not and take the free lunch.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:34, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

When my Grandad did it there was one bloke who was all:
"I fink he dunnit"
"Why?"
"I dunno...alright then, he NEVER dunnit"
"Oh shit"
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:35, Reply)

that sounds terrible..

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:37, Reply)

Yeah
My Grandad was pretty sure he'd done it too, but he was offended by how quick this guy was to just make a snap decision based on nothing at all. If I'm ever in court I hope to god this guy isn't in the jury.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:38, Reply)

that's pretty sad - the guy probably just didn't care whether or not the person was guilty.

(Poppet some assembly required., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:41, Reply)

I have to say, I don't either.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:46, Reply)

Probably safer just to lock 'em all up.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:47, Reply)

Or gas 'em.
Like we used to in the good old days. Before political correctness became 'bipolar'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:49, Reply)

Poor CQ
He's taking medication for it though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:53, Reply)

No, I don't think he did care
He was probably just happy having a nice day out and a couple of free meals
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 10:59, Reply)

That does sound rather pleasant, when you put it like that.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:00, Reply)

I will literally do or say anything for a free meal

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 11:01, Reply)