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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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The other day in the pub me and my "lol" friends were thinking of the best Arnie quotes to say during sex.
I think my two favourites were "you should go clone yourself so you can go fuck yourself" or
"who is your daddy and what does he do"

Any more suggestions you krazy kids.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 13:09, 10 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
On every out stroke, grunt "I'll be back"
Then, at the point of climax, shout "Yippeekayay, Motherfucker!"
Having established the pattern of Arnie quotes, your partner will be so confused by the random Bruce quote that you won't have to worry about finishing her off.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 13:13, Reply)
Confusion leads to orgasm?

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 13:14, Reply)
No
but she'll be so confused she'll forget all about the orgasm nonsense.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 11 Sep 2012, 13:15, Reply)
My family motto.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 13:15, Reply)
'I want my brown wings, band practice and an angry pirate'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 13:13, Reply)
"It’s Showtime"

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 13:15, Reply)
hahahaha!
POTD
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 13:15, Reply)
'GET YOUR ASS TO MOUTH''

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 13:16, Reply)
You're not putting me in the puna(ni)

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 13:16, Reply)
"IF IT BLEEDS, WE CAN KILL IT"

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 13:17, Reply)
I ain't got time to bleed

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 13:21, Reply)
"Cum with me if you want to live"

(I helped save b3ta! hartley hare Just some prick who thinks it doesn't apply to him, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 13:22, Reply)
HOPE YOU LEAVE ENOUGH ROOM FOR MY FIST BECAUSE I’M GOING TO RAM IT INTO YOUR STOMACH AND BREAK YOUR GOD-DAMN SPINE

(PsychoChomp, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 13:21, Reply)
FUCK YOU (IN THE) ASSHOLE

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 13:22, Reply)
GET ON THE CHOPPA!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 13:22, Reply)
My name is Julius and I am your twin brother

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 13:24, Reply)
Bertlolz

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 13:26, Reply)
IT'S NOT A TUMOUR!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 11 Sep 2012, 13:34, Reply)

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